Thursday, December 31, 2009

CIRCUS IS IN TOWN

I KNOW BECAUSE I SAW ONE OF THE MOTORCYCLE RIDING BEARS PICKING UP A SIXER AT THE LIQUOR STORE-

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

TITS

CAN'T REMEMBER IF I POSTED THIS OR NOT, DON'T CARE, TOO COOL.
SLAMMED, CHOPPED, CHANNELED, ZOOMIES, AND A FLATTY THATS NOT GODDAMN RED-

FUCKING SHIT.....


FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK...you know what kind of pressure this puts me under.Biltwell 13-16 and bornfree the 12th....I'm in too,count me in.we got a place to stay in San diego....don't forget your passport,this is going to be crowded....I hope there is fat girls in mexico....shhhhhhhh! don't tell any of the un cool people to ruin it for us cool people or they'll cancel it....and VT 10 at the end of the month shit.....

Yep, I'm in!

If the law allows it, I'm fuckin goin.... Whose in?

I heart redheads!

I've been involved with a redhead recently and it's just so damn good! I cant explain it, The way they look, smell, everything is different. Red hair, pale skin, freckles and deep green eyes. FUCK ME!
This is not her, I'm not gonna let you animals oogle my lady friend with your dick in your hand. This is Scarlett fay. Look her up and enjoy MOFO's

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Monday, December 28, 2009

IS THIS WHAT MAILBOX DREAMS ABOUT.......

.... BEFORE HE WAKES UP TO SOGGY UNDIES?

BECAUSE I ONLY KNOW HIM TO TALK TO SKINNY STRIPPERS.

WORD ON THE STREET IS OTHERWISE-

IT'S BACK ON.

SO I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO TEARING DOWN THE DROPPED CEILING IN MY KITCHEN AND FOUND A NOT SO NICE SUPRISE. YADA YADA YADA, THE HOTROD PROJECT IS BACK ON CRAIGSLIST- ALL THE THINKING ABOUT IT AND TOUCHING IT ONCE A MONTH IS MAKING IT QUITE A BURDEN, AND ZERO FUN.
WHO WANTS IT? http://fortwayne.craigslist.org/cto/1526876842.html

Sunday, December 27, 2009

SUPER DUPER

SUPER DUPER BURNING THE TIRE ON HIS POP'S GOLDWING. ALWAYS A TREAT TO BE PASSED BY THIS THING DOING 110 mph WHILE YOUR TRYING HARD TO GET TO 70 . ONLY WAY YOU KNOW IS WHEN YOU HEAR THE RADIO FOR A QUICK SECOND AND THEN NOTHING BUT WIND AGAIN.

YAMAHA RD 350 (two stroke) DRAG BIKE

THIS IS THE REASON I DON'T LOOK THROUGH THOSE AUTO TRADER MAGAZINES ON A REGULAR BASIS ANYMORE. YOU END UP LEAFING THROUGH THE PAGES ON A SUNDAY AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOUR JUMPING IN THE TRUCK TO GO LOOK AT "A REAL GOOD DEAL". ME AND A BUDDY IN A PAST LIFE DECIDED ONE BORING SUNDAY TO TAKE A DRIVE AND CHECK OUT A REAL CHEAP MOTORSICKLE THAT LOOKED LIKE LOTS-O-FUN. IT WAS THIS LITTLE, TINY, SUPER LIGHT 2-STROKE DRAG BIKE, COMPLETE WITH WHEELIES BARS AND A SLICK.
THIS THING IS, OR WAS, NO JOKE. I SAY THAT CAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN IT FOR A FEW YEARS. (GOING IN HALF ON SOMETHING IS NEVER A GOOD IDEAD UNLESS IT'S IN YOUR POSSESION) WE PICKED THIS PLUS A MATCHING TARILER UP FROM A GUY IN HIS 60'S WHO STILL RODE IT THE SEASON HE SOLD IT. HAD QUITE THE KNOWLEDGE OF MOTORS AND ALL THINGS SICKLE RELATED. A HARLEY WILL WIND OUT PRETTY HARD BY THE TIME IT GETS TO 7000 RPM's. THIS THING LEFT THE LINE AT 7000 RPM's AND WOUND OUT TO SOMEWHERE AROUND AND BEYOND 14000.
BEING A 350 MAY NOT SOUND LIKE MUCH, BUT BEING A 2-STROKE MEANT THAT LITTLE MOTOR WAS WORKING DOUBLE TIME. AFTER HAVING IT AND TALKING TO OTHER PEOPLE, I FOUND OUT THIS PARTICULAR BIKE HAD QUITE THE REPUTATION. NOBODY LIKED RACING IT, WITH ALL THE SMOKE AND NOISE INVOLVED. IT ANNOYED THE OTHER RACERS AND WAS STILL FAST. LOTS OF POWER ON A BIKE THAT WEIGHED ABOUT 300 POUNDS.
IT'S PRETTY FUN CRUISING THROUGH A NEIGHBORHOOD PUFF'N SMOKE WITH WHEELIE BARS HANGING OFF THE BACK OF WHAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHAINSAW WITH WHEELS. IT WASN'T STREET LEGAL, IT HAD NO TITLE, I'M SURE IT WASN'T ALL THAT SAFE, AND I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO RACE IT, BUT IT WAS FUN. THATS ALL THAT COUNTS SOMETIMES-

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Friday, December 25, 2009

X-mas Smut..

If there is anything more in this world that I love more than getting gifts from others,it's dirty dirty dirty sexed starved sluts.....

Thursday, December 24, 2009

HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS

THIS IS WHAT I ASKED SANTA FOR. CAN'T WAIT TO WAKE UP TOMORROW MORNING AND SEE WHAT HE BROUGHT ME.

Score!!!!




Just when you go and blow your street cred by building an Evo sporty and then showing your sporty in a Flyrite add,you go and totally redeem yourself by picking up a period correct chopper seat.........well done,maybe now you can make it to all the shows around the scene/country and establish yourself amongst your uber hip peers.


Wednesday, December 23, 2009

THIS THING....

KICKS ASS!
CHECK OUT THEM BARS-

Just A Reminder.........





Chris likes to sit on handle bars and scott's puerco love is contagious.......I'll remind you again about 12 more times between here and next years flat track races

HUMP DAY, CHRISTMAS EDITION








IT'S THE SEASON OF GIVING, SO I'M GIVING MORE-


SOO WEE!

WHO WANTS SOME OF THIS TASTEY LIL FENDER BENDER?

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

RUN 4 YOUR LIFE

I BELIVE NEXT YEARS R4YL RIDE WILL BE HELD THE FIRST FULL WEEKEND IN AUGUST KICKING OFF ON THE 6TH. PRE-PARTY FRIDAY AND 200ish MILE RIDE ON SATURDAY WITH CAMPING AND ALL THAT COMES WITH THAT (DRINKING, FIRES, ETC) SATURDAY. MORE INFO AT http://r4yl.blogspot.com/.

I'M ALREADY DREAMING OF NEXT SUMMER-

Nothings sacred...




from being Violated!

YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM WITH PUPPETS IS....

ALL THE FISTING-

SO,,,,,,




This is what happens when i leave Hartman and Mailbox alone in my garage.. at least Mailbox didnt have one of his oink oinks on your bike josh!

I want.....







A Goddamn American Man Truck.......

NEED A SNAKE?

RAN UP TO MICHIGAN LAST NIGHT WITH MY SPECIAL LADY FRIEND SO SHE COULD SELL A SNAKE. NOW THERES ONLY ELEVEN IN THE HOUSE. SWELL-

STILL SNOWING

IT'S STILL BEEN SNOWING SOME, BUT AIN'T NEAR AS BAD AS LAST TIME THIS YEAR. WE GOT A NICE OL' ICE STORM THAT PUT MOST OF THE TOWN OUT OF POWER FOR A FEW DAYS. SOME DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING FOR FIVE DAYS. I KEPT BUSY AND WARM BY KEEPING A KEROSENE HEATER GOING AND MELTING SNOW ON THE STOVE SO I HAD WATER TO FLUSH THE SHITTER. I'VE GOT A WELL WITH AN ELECTRIC PUMP WHICH MEANS NO POWER, NO WATER. BUSHES SURVIVED. YOU CAN SEE SOME OF THE ICESICLES POINTING SIDEWAYS. ALL THE WEIGHT EVENTUALLY BENT THEM DOWN AND TO THE SIDE.
FUN STUFF

IT TOOK ME THREE WEEKS TO CLEANUP ALL THE BROKEN LIMBS IN THE YARD.






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