WHY??

WHY IS IT THAT INSTEAD OF HAVING DREAMS THAT ARE GOOD, AS IN, BEING IN BED WITH A SWEET THANG, DOING SOME GOOD OL' VIOLATING, I HAVE TO BE DREAMING I'M AT FUCKING WORK! ONLY TO WAKE UP AND THEN HAVE TO GO TO WORK! IT'S LIKE WORKING TWO JOBS AND GETTING PAID FOR ONE! I COULD BE DREAMING THIS, ENJOYING MY SLEEP AND WAKING UP IN A GOOD MOOD, HAVING ALL THE FUN MINUS THE WORK (CAUSE IM LAYING THERE SLEEPING AND ALL) BUT NO.....

I'M SAWIN' LOGS DREAMING I'M ON A DAMN LADDER, WORKING AWAY JUST TO WAKE UP AND REALIZE THAT I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED YET. WHAT THE FUCK.

LIFE CAN BE CRUEL. THANK JEBUS SOMEBODY INVENTED A BIKE WITH A MOTOR ON IT-