Do they make Levi's in man sizes? Chris and I went to the Levi's store to start shopping for our 70's style"chopper" outfitts for the summer.
No,really,when the hell did levi's become high end shit?Everything was over 65 bucks...Chris and I couldn't fit into anything in the goddamn levi's in that store.The jean jackets and Flannel was all over priced and remember,fat guy in a little coat,Chris Farley?Yeah,nothing it was a sad day...so we went to the bar at 1 o'clock in the pm...
I should have known we had been in the wrong store when I saw the fixed gear bicycle and the 20 something guy with patchy facial hair built like a 13 year old girl.
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.... I JUST BOUGHT A PAIR OF LEVI'S YESTERDAY.....
ReplyDeleteOh snap, you been boutiqued yo!do like everyone else and just buy Levi's at Wal-Mart.
ReplyDeleteBuy the 517's boot cut since they're the closest thing to bell bottoms you could get.
Or just go to Goodwill for the 70's outfits