Tuesday, December 1, 2009

12/1/09

TOADY IS MY BIRTHDAY, AND WHILE I GET A CAKE, WHICH LOOKS LIKE THE LAST CAKE LEFT AT THE STORE, IT WILL BE A CHEAP BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR. MY SPECIAL LADY FRIEND HAS BEEN OUT OF WORK FOR SOMETIME NOW AND THAT MEANS NO FUNDS TO BUY ME A PRESENT, WHICH ISN'T BAD........ THAT JUST MEANS I GET THE GIFT OF LOVE (A.K.A. ALL MY FILTHY REQUESTS WILL BE HONORED)
BUT WHAT DO I CHOOSE? PIGTAILS?

PUT ON A MINI SKIRT AND PLAY I DROPPED A QUARTER?





MAYBE PLAY DOCTOR?
I'M SHOOTING FOR ALL OF THE ABOVE?
ANY SUGGESTIONS?




3 comments:

  1. Crying,spitting,choking,cake farts,no speaky no english,biker butt slut from small mississipi river town,stripper who comes home with you who you kill with a chain saw,hitler and jew girl,hilary and obama,oprah and obama,dirty dirty joanna angel,bob bob white and small asian girl with V.D,golden shower,how many fingers in one hole,how many objects in one hole,pick up girl at laundry mat and bring her home,crying,crying,crying,sex in a pile if sweet and sour pork while delivery guy watches for tip,make her wear one of a (((NOISE))) shirts and cry out loud,you ride this shovel the way it's supposed to be rode thats why it's pink and purple and also,YOUR THE NEXT BIG BLOG STAR AL DIABLO...i got more if that don't work

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  2. SO MANY GREAT IDEAS AND SO LITTLE TIME. I'M PARTIAL THE HITLER AND JEW GIRL AS WELL AS THE SWEET & SOUR PORK PILE. EXCELLENT WORK MY FRIEND-

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  3. Uh, i say release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt.

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