12/1/09

TOADY IS MY BIRTHDAY, AND WHILE I GET A CAKE, WHICH LOOKS LIKE THE LAST CAKE LEFT AT THE STORE, IT WILL BE A CHEAP BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR. MY SPECIAL LADY FRIEND HAS BEEN OUT OF WORK FOR SOMETIME NOW AND THAT MEANS NO FUNDS TO BUY ME A PRESENT, WHICH ISN'T BAD........ THAT JUST MEANS I GET THE GIFT OF LOVE (A.K.A. ALL MY FILTHY REQUESTS WILL BE HONORED)

BUT WHAT DO I CHOOSE? PIGTAILS?

PUT ON A MINI SKIRT AND PLAY I DROPPED A QUARTER?

MAYBE PLAY DOCTOR?

I'M SHOOTING FOR ALL OF THE ABOVE?

ANY SUGGESTIONS?