Monday, August 31, 2009

Standing on the corner





Sometimes when i'm blasting down the road on my bike I think about this song,Arizona and if i'd trade my 2 wheels for 18...

Blood and floor?


My german ain't what it use to be but,blood and floor,blood and ground?I don't get it..is it a Schutz-Staffel saying?

found this on foundry moto...guys in Tucson are crazy....fastlane whats the story on this bike????

FOR SALE!







Gotta get rid of some shit.

5 speed tranny, Delkron cases, Delkron inner primary, primary belt pully, rear belt pully, starter gear, and lower trans mount. No end cover, $450 for the whole kit and kaboodle or send me an offer.

One BAD ASS sissy bar and King Queen seat... 70's are the new flat black.. and this motherfucker is from back then... ive had it for a long time and its just takin up space at my ol' mans place, i didnt get a chance to measure it, but its tall.. seat is dusty but no rips or anything, will clean up real nice, so will the chrome..Look at the side of it... its got a compartment to hide your dope.. You'll get sooo much pussy with this thing..
would like to get $300 for the pair

You can...


Ride in the back of the truck and think about what you've done son.....

Enjoy..............


what you can,it ain't much

I'm getting this....


fucking awesome

Coyote...........



This poor bastard wandered onto the track during qualifying...

If I was a cat............





i'd i'd have seven lives left.Mailbox and I went to some thing at some bar yesterday that had go go dancers and one of those girls looked just like chasey lane and you could see that pigs string hanging out her crotch....wtf
So,me and mailbox had a ''few'' beers..and thats what I told the cop when he snagged us leaving.I think mailbox cracked that jap throttle to hard and it was like blood in the water and 5 cops showed up on our ass'..The cop asked if we where drinking and MB goes,'' yeah I had 2'' and he did the field tests and shit and passed....that fucker was loaded and the cop let him go....So,the cop asked me and I said,''a few''and he wanted a number and i just stuck with,a ''few''.He had me follow his finger with the light and then asked if I would do the test and I said no.....it would be better if I didn't...so he tells me he's backed into a corner and he'll have to arrest me...at this point the last year flashes through my head if I was going to jail I would have wanted to go for beating the life out of a cocksucker and taking his front teeth...but not this....I asked the cop,''hey,I'm a good kid,my folks are retired cops,i got a buddy down the street with truck ,can he come get me and my turd?Sure as shit,he asks me like five times what year my bike was what my parents rank was and all kinds of other questions to catch me in a slur or something....The guy wrote me 3 tickets while we talked to the other cops about bikes and the ss on my tank....the one cop even told me mailbox was fucked up and i just should have done the test...I wasn't falling for it..thetickets are for speeding,improper lane usage and no insurance...but I got it so...When he asked me why I was swearving,I told him i was avoiding pot holes because it hurts my back to hit them on a rigid....So,the leg and adam came and got me with the truck and the cops let mailbox ride off.....wtf.........I think this was a wake up call for sure....the cop knew everything about this was gonna cost me my ass....thank god....


And then...........some mook fuck has a dago flag on his bike....and is wearing an affliction douchebag shirt....wtf..The guy had 4Q etched into his fucking break caliper,i'm pretty sure Max Schaaf had nothing to do with that bike either.I'm surprised he didn't have on the jason jessee or max schaaf vans on.. .I don't claim to ''get it'' with choppers but when dudes look pretty as there ol'ladies and brand new nikes with fresh inked sleaves and riding a chopped bike,then something ain't right with shit.....what makes us diffrent from them?????And why do the douches always have the hot broads.....he built his bike by looking at pictures in magazines and ebay...and spent way too much.....my bike is a turd,functions and I ride the fuck out of it because i'm poor and homeless....I don't wear air jordans to ride either...Is this the future of bikers?The guys you see in the new harley tv adds?buy the way,do you think the guy from powerplant lost his street cred when he was in that add?? When did it become cool to get all dressed up with brand name shit to go for a ride,designer flannels hi-top nikes,designer sun glasses.I buy prison shoes for 10 bucks,3 dollar flannels from discount thrift,dickes that are falling apart,I have sex with girls that probably need a real good wash or a lot of vaccinations and there was a time when I lived in my car because of pride and not the queer kind...but my knees are still in the breeze.......sit on my face ladies

Sunday, August 30, 2009

ALWAYS REMEMBER


IF YOU EVER SEE A KEYHOLE, BE SURE TO LOOK THROUGH IT, NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU MIGHT SEE-

VINTAGE CURVES

THIS LOOKS LIKE VINTAGE PORN, BUT BY THE MAKEUP, LOOKS TO BE THE FIRST EMO GIRL EVER. MAYBE EMO ISN'T NEW AT ALL, JUST COMING BACK IN STYLE-

I know I shouldnt like this, but.....



Mikey and I rode out to Lake Geneva today cuz he just had to show me fuckin State Line Choppers. And I can honestly say the only bike I liked there was this one. Its the owners bike and its a Fatboy that he put a big ass revtech motor in it. I cant remember the size but I know its bigger than mine. The guy was pretty cool but the "store" (its not a shop) was filled with everything skulls and dragons and shit. Mirrors, footpegs, grips. And the yuppy dipshits are in there just fuckin eatin it up. I wanted to puke!

Saturday Night!

So my Old Man (Dad) pulled the plug this week. Thats right, he is officially retired. I know thats not exciting news, but it's important to me. Forty plus years of drivin truck aint nothin to fuck with. So me and my cousins decided to have a pig roast for him.
I cut that fuckin pig just like a goddamn butcher!
One of his co-workers showed up on this easter egg. Thats my Dad sitting on it.
Look at my Mom! Fuckin wears that Poopy's hoodie everywhere. Representin!

Saturday, August 29, 2009

GAY-Z

THE ALMIGHTY, DIRT BIKE HEIGHT, CHEWED UP SEAT, SUPER DUPER CRUISER IS FINALLY ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK-
TAKE A FEW COILS OUT OF THE SPRINGS-

JUNK THE BIG 'OL FENDER-


AND HAVE AT IT!



MOVE OVER SCOTT, THERE'S ANOTHER KAW ON THE BLOCK-

Shit on your chest.........


Read it and then buy a dark custom........stole it from fastlane....sorry

In the end.....


She'll always be a whore.....

Friday, August 28, 2009

I've been slacking.........


on dirty dirty smut....

Just so we all know what we are in for next weekend....

http://circleofpridemc.com/pics/circle-of-pride-mc-videos/

VIOLATION TOUR 10 DESTINATION

NOT SURE WHERE THIS DOCK IS LOCATED BUT IT SHOULD BE THE NEXT DESTINATION OF THE VIOLATION TOUR-

I GOT DIBS ON THE BRUNETTE-

On the road again....








On the road again -Just can't wait to get on the road again.The life I love is riding with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again.On the road again
Goin' places that I've never been.Seein' things that I may never see again
And I can't wait to get on the road again.On the road again -Like a band of gypsies we go down the highwayWe're the best of friends.Insisting that the world keep turning our way
And our way is on the road again.Just can't wait to get on the road again.The life I love is riding with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again.On the road again
Like a band of gypsies we go down the highwayWe're the best of friends
Insisting that the world keep turning our way
And our wayis on the road again.Just can't wait to get on the road again.The life I love is riding with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again.And I can't wait to get on the road again.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

FUN, FUN, FUN

I LOVE THE LOOK OF A BIKE ALL LOADED UP, THEY HAVE THAT LOOK OF "ADVENTURE"

Genius....


These photos are great because everyone knows ,nobody uses rubbers and you can't ride,''too far" on a chopped bike,none the less a chopped sporty. I like when people say,''That bike is only for bar hopping.'' Then I say,''No,I only ride it to the corner or h.o.g meetings in full gear because it hurts my back.''
Rubbers....ha,ha...clap for life.......

Hey Look.....


My balls are showing or maybe i sat in gum .I dont remember Any of this .shit......











Cheaterama 09'..

if anyones interested were meeting at the lake forest oasis at 9 am on saturday morning to head up to the cheaterama.. its the tenth anual so it should be special.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Y ZINGER!

THIS IS THE EXACT BIKE THAT STARTED IT ALL FOR ME-

All sorts of fucked up....




You ever been so drunk that shit starts to become clear days after the event?I'm still don't remember the ride back to the camp site the other night but,it just hit me,I saw the fucking girl with the T-rex arm the other night from V.T 09' and still failed to get a backwards hand job from her.


Goddamn it hurry up Violation tour 2010....




I like this Pan,I know it floated around Wisconsin for a while and then was for sale,I think for like $18,000....I'd like to know what the guy got for it in the end......