AWHILE BACK I HAD A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE. TIRED TRAPPING IT SO WE COULD FEED IT TO A SNAKE , BUT HE SLIPPED UNDER THE DOOR AT THE LAST MINUTE, BASTARD GOT AWAY. SO OUT CAME THE POISON. I PUT OUT A FULL TRAY OF DEACON IN THE KITCHEN. CAME HOME FROM WORK LATER THAT DAY AND HALF WAS GONE. NEXT DAY, IT WAS ALL GONE. NOW I'M PRETTY POSITVE I HAVE A DEAD MOUSE OR TWO SOMEWHERE IN THE KITCHEN. MUCH TO MY DISAPPOINTMENT, I NEVER FOUND ONE.
FAST FOWARD A MONTH. I'M CLEANING OUT A CUPBOARD THROWING OUT EXPIRED FOOD. GET TO A BOX OF OLD OATMEAL, THE INSTANT KIND THAT COMES IN LITTLE PACK. I PEAK INSIDE THE BOX AND FIND ALL THE POISON HAD BEEN EXPERTLY TRANSFERRED TO THE INSIDE OF THE OATMEAL BOX!
FUCKERS ARE GETTING SMART. NOW THEY'RE TRYING TO POISON ME. TIME TO STEPUP MY GAME-
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