Reminds me of a Jim Gaffigan quote: It can be hard to give a gift. I can’t believe we’re still giving clothing as a gift, because whenever you get clothing as a gift you open it up and think.....‘not even close’. And the person who gives it is like ‘you can take it back if you don’t like it’. That’s all right, I’ll just throw it out. Don’t give me an errand. ‘Happy birthday, why don’t you head to the mall for me’.My favorite gift I’ve ever received is a flask. I think giving someone a flask is a nice way of saying - Hey, you seem like a drunk on the go. You strike me as needing hard liquor at all times. This would be good for you in your car.