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YOU KNOW, I LIKE CRAIGSLIST... USUALLY. I PREFER IT OVER EGAY BECAUSE IT'S LOCAL, YOU CAN DRIVE AND GET WHAT YOUR LOOKING FOR (IF IT'S FOUND) AND SEE IT FIRST HAND. REALLY GIVE IT A GOOD ONCE OVER, IT'S TANGIBLE , I CAN ACTUALLY SEE IT WITH MY OWN PEEPERS.

LAST WEEK I POSTED UP A SMALL COMPRESSOR. 2O GALLON 5 hp COMPRESSOR THAT WORKS FINE, LOOKS GOOD AND I ASKED FOR 100 BUCKS. FIGURED IT WAS AT LEAST WORTH THAT FOR AN AMERICAN MADE MACHINE THATS IN GOOD WORKING ORDER. BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES. FUCKTARDS CALL AND ASK "WHAT'S YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR?" OR "HOW FIRM OR YOU ON THAT PRICE?" ASSHOLES NEED TO AT LEAST COME IN PERSON TO HAGGLE. I MEAN, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN IT YET! SOME JAGOFF DIDN'T EVEN CALL, HE TEXT ME OFFERING $75 AND I REPLY $100 FIRM. 2 HOURS LATER THE JAGOFF TEXTS AGAIN "SO $75?"

PEOPLE LIKE THAT GET A BIG FUCKING NO! I SOLD IT TO A GUY WHO SAID HE WAS GOING TO CALL AT 5pm, CALLED, CAME OVER (LIKE HE SAID) AND IN PERSON, OFFER $80. SOLD! I TOLD HIM BECAUSE HE DID WHAT HE SAID AND ACTUALLY SHOWED UNLIKE OTHER FUCKBAGS, HE GETS IT'S AND $80 IS FINE.

LONG STORY SHORT, MY NEXT POST ON CRAIGSLIST WILL BE MORE LIKE THIS GUYS AD.

BRAVO-