Tuesday, May 25, 2010

BRAIN BUCKET

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND A GOOD FITTING, NON RIDICULOUS LOOKING HELMET FOREVER. I ORDERED A BELL 500 AND WAITED 2 MONTHS FOR IT TO COME ONLY TO HAVE IT BE TOO BIG. IT WAS A REAL SWEET HELMET, BRAND NEW METALFLAKE ORANGE THAT WAS ALL NEW AND UP TO DATE. I ORDERED A SMALL AND IT WAS STILL KIND OF BIG, SO I SENT IT BACK AND FOUND THIS ONE. OPEN FACE, RED STRIPES AND LINER PLUS VENTS. I'M THINKING GREAT. IT'S THE SAME BUT WITH VENTS AND WADDYA KNOW, IT'S EVEN CHEAPER!
SO I ORDERED IT UP, THIS TIME IN EXTRA SMALL. AFTER PAYING THE WAIT GAME AGAIN IT FINALLY ARRIVED. POPPED OPEN THE BOX AND STUCK IT ON. STILL TOO DAMN BIG! BITCHIN RED LINER-
I'M ON THE HUNT FOR A KIDS HELMET NOW-

2 comments:

  1. I have exactly the opposite problem...giant melonsyndrome. If I'm lucky I get 1 knotch on a baseball cap. And that poor little knotch is workin hard.

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  2. I HAVE THE ONE NOTCH TOO, ONLY IT'S THE FIRST NOTCH KEEPING IT SQUEEZED IN ALL TIGHT MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A TRAIN ENGINEER-

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