Saturday, November 28, 2009

Flat Black Sucks!

Thank you Harley Davidson (cool people call it MoCo), because of you I am totally out of the online chopper community loop. I no longer have a bitchin motor-bicycle because of the well thought out paint scheme I went with. When I called Flyrite and we discussed paint options the cheapest was, you guessed it, Flat Black.
This should have been a sign of things to come. Who woulda thought that the wild and elegant styles that came out of the '70's would be so hot right now. And anybody that uses Flat Black would be shunned! For shame.
Back to the drawing board I guess, Gonna start all over. You name it I'm gonna have it. I'll watch every blog, every webstore and every online chopper chat to see what's hot! Rabbit ear bars? Yes. King and queen seat? yes. And of course, last but not least, my paintjob. It will be filled with amazing colors and swirls and pictures of wizards and unicorns.
HOLY FUCK! This just in, a special report just popped on my computer screen. 300 series back tires are back. I know it sounds nuts right? Get on the hunt and find yours now. The "MoCo" is watching.


  1. Thanks Josh, it's good to be back. Let's try and piss off as many people as possible. I miss the Kitten Killer, that was a beautiful scooter.