Sunday, February 28, 2010

Whisky......



I stopped dinking beer and started drinking whisky................fuck..................I lose my mind and the hangovers are ten fold

Friday, February 26, 2010

video

Catcher In The Rye....



No matter the change of my musical taste since i was a teenager,I still have a soft spot for the Deftones.....I hate going to some shows for the simple fact of they are filled with kids and now i'm the''old guy''......but,I'll always stop to see this show.....it's always well worth it....

Inspiring......

www.thefivefivefive.com


Read about these guys in Cycle World. Grass roots type of thing on old Jap bikes. Pretty cool story. They have a blog as well. Just goes to show ya, you dont need alot of money or a "cool" chopper to really "get" what its all about.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

So Far......





So, my bike finally has a name....well, it always had a name but now its for all to see. Its gonna get pinstriped and then it will be done. New paint on the tank next week. New tires next week. Did all the little maintenance shit, change all the fluids etc etc. It should be better than new by the time spring rolls around.

$15 for the short sleeve, $20 for the long. Benefits of joining? priceless!

YEAH, I GUESS EVERYONE LOVES A GOOD SLUT

I USUALLY DON'T POST UP THINGS THIS VULGAR.......
I TEND TO VEIW THEM WHEN I'M ALONE, WHILE NOT WEARING PANTS, LIKE A NORMAL AMERICAN -

new old stock

I just picked my tank up from the Blast Shop in Kenosha. It's gonna get a fuel site tube and some new paint from a co-worker who use to do body and paint work on old hot rods and shit. I think he's more excited about it than I am. Velocity stack from Justified Defiance and new trucker from Jr's. DicE hats are so last year!

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

IT'S HUMP DAY


BUNCHA SLUTS........

SPLIT LIP RAYFEILD

SPENT THE WEEKEND IN CHICAGO FOR A LITTLE CELEBRATING. MET UP WITH JOSH, CHRIS AND BOBBY TO SEE A SHOW. I WAS TOLD THE BAND SOUNDS LIKE THE "SOGGY BOTTOM BOYS" FROM THE MOVIE "O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU". THAT SUMMED IT UP WELL.
GOTTA DIG THE CAR GAS TANK STRUNG WITH A SINGLE STRING TO MAKE A BASS-

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Sunday, February 21, 2010

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??????????????

When I saw this I just about shit myself...I don't know what it is.....I eagerly await spring and now I eagerly await this event...I don't know what it is but,Saddle up V.T crew and get your ass ready for this fuckinfg thing....YIPPPEEEE. And it's Iowa

International Motorcycle Show - Rosemont (even more pics)





International Motorcycle Show - Rosemont (more pics)





International Motorcycle Show - Rosemont





Yes that's Barack Obama!

Saturday, February 20, 2010

OL' Tommy slick!

Follow up to that fabulous video Josh posted

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sWgtGdl7KQ&feature=player_embedded

Friday, February 19, 2010

Fuck this shit!


Motorcycles suck! Let's get into golf. Lots and lots of my little brain power has been centered around this piece of shit lately. What can I do to be acknowledged as a premier fabricator, builder or adder of accessories. Which is basically all I do. I find shit on the world wide web and say to myself "I like that". Then I spend my money like a goddamn fool! I want blow horns and whistles, I want fancy pants paint and momma and papa seats. And all for what? I betcha I'll be the first one naked this year at V.T.10, but I still aint gonna get no fat-ass old lady pussy! What a fuckin loser I am.

One of my all time favorites!


Thursday, February 18, 2010

One of....


my all time likes.....

Learn 2 Ride



Or brush up on your skillz. Illinois Motorcycle Rider Safety Training Program. It's Free!! Registration starts soon for most classes. Register early!! Eveyone sez they always forget and classes fill up early. I've taken both the beginner and advanced classes. I learned tons, I'm a big advocate. Check here for your local school that offers it: IDOT

I LIKE A WOMAN WITH A NICE ASS....

...AND THIS KID LIKES TO GIVE THE FINGER-







TO EACH HIS OWN-

Go McFlurry!!!


Oh ya, McDonalds has shamrock shakes now too!!! Booya!

T-Bone Who??




Had an ol pair of apes laying around and since I really cant do anything else to my bike till I get my tax return I figured I would fuck around a narrow and shorten a set of 16 inch apes. Made some slugs...and Bobby the leg was nice enough to weld them up and let me use his shit! Thanks Buddy! Jimmy owes ya! Gonna get the black spray paint treatment and on they go.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

LESS GAY-Z


DAMN, I WISH I WOULDA BOUGHT A LIFT YEARS AGO! BEATS THE FLOOR ANY DAY.
BEEN GETTING SOME TIME IN ON THE GAY-Z, MAKING IT LESS GAY. RECYCLED THE OLD EXHAUST, USED A SLIVER OF MY OLD FENDER TO MAKE A NEW FENDER OR LACK THERE OF. STILL NEED TO LOOSE TEN POUNDS OF WIRE AND A GAUGE CLUMP OR TWO. AIN'T TOO BAD FOR 30 BUCKS IN METAL AND SOME TIME. HOPE NEW TIRES ARE THE ONLY REAL EXPENSE. ANOTHER WEEKEND OR TWO OF WORK AND MY SPECIAL LADY FRIEND WILL BE UP AND RIDING, ON A LESS GAY-Z-

HUMP DAY, (IN THE V-DAY SPIRIT)


Pride....


I've lost a bit in the last month or so.......this is my good friend Jason(kurt Angle)...this is his new bike.......i'm so glad you didn't buy that white chopper.....It will look good in the garage next to the Lexus.I know a guy that hook you up with some fringe.......it's the next ''in thing"

Old Man Strength...

I'm not sure how this started but,I think the old man was a bit crazy too..... I've said before,people run their mouth and are assholes because they don't have the fear of getting their ass whooped anymore.....If you step out of line,you should get your ass kicked...it's very simple and society would run a lot smoother.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

lies,lies,lies......


With all the progress Chris made on his bike,I felt like I needed to post something that I didn't do....or did I? I'm not sure if this is even my bike anymore?

And it begins.....



Got some motivation recently to start working on the bike. Its cold as fuck here but I know spring is right around the corner which means work will pick up and time will fly. I picked up a cheap lift at Harbor tool, got a lil heater from Bobby, and a shitty radio. What else do ya need? Went over to Bobbys to make some brackets for the new license plate/tail light. Bobby welded all the pieces up. In IL they have been cracking down on stupid shit like vertical side mounts so I figured I would play it safe since I like to have a couple beers every now and mount the license plate bracket right on the sissy bar. After looking at the tranny mount/frame area I might be ok and might be able to avoid tearing into things. I have some front end issues and I need to have Bobby make me a new spacer for the back wheel. Other than that, look for a new paint scheme soon and hopefully it warms up here soon. Fuck this winter shit already. Looking forward to seeing Bob Bob whites bike this summer...looks like he has some ideas as well.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Oh and

Happy Valentines Day



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