Saturday, July 24, 2010

A WORD OF ADVICE

DON'T BUY YOUR LADY-FRIEND SOME RED UNDIES AND GIVE THEM TO HER BY HIDING THEM IN THE BED SHEETS AND PULLING THEM OUT ASKING AT THE SAME TIME, "WHO'S ARE THESE?"
THERES A STRONG POSSIBILITY SHE WON'T FIND IT FUNNY, AND ALSO A SLIGHT POSSIBILITY IT MIGHT MAKE HER CRY............

1 comment:

  1. Guts = Coming home late from work and seeing the wife holding a broom and saying, "You still cleaning or going for a ride somewhere?"

    Balls = Meeting your wife at the door after a late night with the boys - collar red with lipstick, face covered in glitter and smelling of perfume then saying, "Good, you're still up. 'Cause your next, chubby."

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