THE RIDE HOME WAS A HARSH ONE

SO DAVE POO WAKES ME UP AT 6:30 AND SAYS IF WE LEAVE NOW, WE'LL BEAT THE STORM.... WRONG! WE RODE RIGHT INTO IT! SUCKED ASS..... AFTER WAITING FOR IT TO PASS, ME AND MY RIDING PARTNER, NOW KNOWN AS SNAKE EYES, CONTINUE ON BUT AT A COST........

I CAN'T GET DOWN THE HIGHWAY BECAUSE IT'S SO DRENCHED THAT THE AIR- CLEANER IS ONLY SUCKING IN WATER......

A LADIES ROOM HAND DRYER STRAIGHTENED OUT THE PROBLEM IN NO TIME.

WHY THE LADIES ROOM YOU ASK..... CAUSE DAVE POO WAS POOPING IN THE MENS-