Monday, June 28, 2010

SELF PROCLAIMED VIOLTAION TOUR 2 MVP!

IN ANTICIPATION OF WINNING THIS TITLE I HAVE PREPARED A LITTLE SOMETHING I LIKE TO SAY.
THERE WAS SOME STIFF COMPETITION THIS YEAR, BUT I'M GLAD TO HAVE THE HONOR OF BEING THE STIFFEST. FIRST I'D LIKE TO THANK TIFF FOR PUTTING UP WITH ALL THE ANAL
TALK THAT IS........
SECOND I'D LIKE TO TANK THE MOTHER OF 3 (I'M SORRY MS. BUT I DON'T RECALL YOUR NAME) FOR GIVING ME THE CLOTHES OFF HER BACK AND MAKING ME INTO A QUEER-ASS EMO BOY. WEARING AN OUTFIT LIKE THIS IS PROBABLY THE REASOM EMO KIDS CUT THEMSELVES......


THIRD I'D LIKE TO THANK THE SWEET MS. BRIT FOR TENDING TO MY NEEDS AS WELL AS GIVING ME CHINESE EYES.........


AND LAST I'D LIKE TO THANK THE LARGE WOMAN WHO VIOLATED ME WHILE RIDING A FAKE HORSE IN A MESSED UP GOFFBALL FILLED TOWN.
MY MEMORIES WILL LIVE ON FOREVER, THANK YOU ALL-


3 comments:

  1. WEARING AN OUTFIT LIKE THIS IS PROBABLY THE REASON EMO KIDS CUT THEMSELVES......

    That right there might be the quote of the year.

    Glad you guys pulled off a good one, if theres a VT3 the R4YL crew will not be absent

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  2. Alex was definetly the MVP of the VT10. Fuckin Hilarious!

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  3. DEFINATELY COME OUT FOR V.T.3, IT WON'T DISAPPOINT-

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