ITS HUMPDAY!

ONLY ONE PIC TODAY AS I AM STILL RECOVERING.......

Another VT has passed yet again.

Big thanks for Alex and Dave Poop for making the journey from Fort Wayne Indiana yet again. Its always a good time when you guys are around. Alex and Dave had my stomach hurting by Saturday night from laughing so much. Cant wait to hook up with you guys in Aug for RFYL. No plans yet for a VT 2011. I may change my mind but as of right now this might have been the last one. Heres some pics from last weekend. My head

TOP TEN SCREWED UP THINGS I HEARD AT V.T.2

AS FAR AS I CAN REMEMBER ANYWAYS-

10- I CAN'T WAIT TO PITCH A TENT WITH YOU

9- HAVE YOU TRIED ANAL?

8- HAVE YOU TRIED ANAL? (IT WAS SAID QUITE A LOT)

7- I FORGOT MY TENT POLES

6- I SLEPT ON STAGE LAST NIGHT

5- I GOTTA GO PISS OUT MY ASS AGAIN

4- COME HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

3- HOW DO YOU BRUSH YOUR TOUNGE

2- I'M HEADING INTO TOWN TO PICK UP THAT FAT GIRL

1- LET'S SEE WHAT THAT MOUTH CAN DO,

I WANNA TOUNGE PUNCH YOU IN YOUR FART BOX

( TWO-WAY TIE FOR FIRST)

SELF PROCLAIMED VIOLTAION TOUR 2 MVP!

IN ANTICIPATION OF WINNING THIS TITLE I HAVE PREPARED A LITTLE SOMETHING I LIKE TO SAY.
THERE WAS SOME STIFF COMPETITION THIS YEAR, BUT I'M GLAD TO HAVE THE HONOR OF BEING THE STIFFEST. FIRST I'D LIKE TO THANK TIFF FOR PUTTING UP WITH ALL THE ANAL
TALK THAT IS........

SECOND I'D LIKE TO TANK THE MOTHER OF 3 (I'M SORRY MS. BUT I DON'T RECALL YOUR NAME) FOR GIVING ME THE CLOTHES OFF HER BACK AND MAKING ME INTO A QUEER-ASS EMO BOY. WEARING AN OUTFIT LIKE THIS IS PROBABLY THE REASOM EMO KIDS CUT THEMSELVES......

THIRD I'D LIKE TO THANK THE SWEET MS. BRIT FOR TENDING TO MY NEEDS AS WELL AS GIVING ME CHINESE EYES.........

AND LAST I'D LIKE TO THANK THE LARGE WOMAN WHO VIOLATED ME WHILE RIDING A FAKE HORSE IN A MESSED UP GOFFBALL FILLED TOWN.

MY MEMORIES WILL LIVE ON FOREVER, THANK YOU ALL-

HOW WAS V.T.2 YOU ASK?

IT WAS DOPE AS SOAP ON A ROPE IF YOU ASK THIS MOFO. I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT HAPPEN ON THE LAST NIGHT OF V.T.2, I GOT TO HEAR THIS ILL GANSTA SPIT SOME OF THE DOPEST RHYMES WEST OF THE MISSISSIPPI.

TOO BAD WE WERE ON THE EAST SIDE-

VT 10'

Best VT ever......I want to thank everyone for coming out....This year beat out last year as the best by far.......More naked ladies,more drunk retards and lots of stories to come......i'm beat,sick burned and need a shot of something to cure this itch I contracted.......

A few of us

that had to work are meeting up tomarrow morning at the Phillips 66 gas station - in Lombard at North Ave (64) and Main St. We are meeting up at 6-6:30 am and heading west to meet up with the crew. You're welcome to cruz out with us - just show up.

VT Stickers

Are here...just in time:

Good Grief

This is awful:



KC found this, man...blech

ITS HUMPDAY! WHO'S READY?

ALREADY GRABBING HER ANKLE'S
I'D SAY SHE IS-

http://zen-of-neato.blogspot.com/

...
Talked a bit to ZON fella at MODS VS ROCKERS........Check out the blog...way cool...they came all the way from Detroit the hard way.....piss,rain,piss....forgive me sir your name escapes me at the moment and the sun and booze didn't help.....He was a big fan of the little pan/shovel Bobby put together..........that I get to call my own....

TIME TO PACK UP

3 DAYS

John Parham

From J&P Cycles
"The reason I am writing this letter is to hopefully help us all realize the simple things in life truly matter most."
Get the full Article HERE.

M vs R 2010

meh!


Highlight of my day was drinking in the sun out of a brown paper bag.........and the other night,I put on basketball shorts to go out in public..........i've hit rock bottom

The plan....

On June 25th (Friday) I will be heading out from the Chicagoland area noon at the latest. Should be in Savanna by 3. If you dont see us behind Poopys head into town and I am sure you could spot us. Friday night will just be us dudes hangin out with our wang out, shooting the shit, gettin to know the new guys, buying new knifes, looking at Tits etc etc. Saturday morning (8am-9am) we will be doing a run into WI which will include part of the ride from last year. We will stop for gas about every 60 miles but bring a gas can if you need. The ride will continue west into Anamosa Iowa for a stop at the Vintage Motorcycle museum and then ending up a little east at this "Biker Bar" at some old bridge. Plan on doing at least 150-200 miles on Saturday....maybe more or less. Camping again at Poopys Sat night. Hey! Its fuckin free, so no complaining. I will have some shirts with me for the people who decided to take a chance on me having your size. Other than that, this will be my last post till after VT is complete. Hope everyone has a safe ride out to Savanna!!!

HUMPDAY!

MOMMY BUTT, MMMMM

1000th POST! TEXT FROM LAST NIGHT (WITH PICS)

RECIEVED- "TURKEY SAUSAGE AND POTATOES IN THE TUB TONIGHT"

FINALLY, THE LAST PIECE OF THE GAY-Z

IT'S BEEN SLOW GOING GETTING THE KZ ON THE ROAD BUT THE LAST PART IS FINALLY DONE. THE TINY SEAT IS NOW IN PLACE AND READY TO TAKE IT FOR A SPIN. HOPE THE WEATHER IS DECENT TOMORROW BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE I BEEN LIVING IN SEATTLE WITH ALL THE RAIN-

Grafix

I was cruzing Chop Cult a couple weeks ago when I saw an ad from a graphic designer that caught my eye. He sed he wanted to do some designs/logos, pro bono, for some cool people. Something to break him away from the normal grind. I emailed him and he graciously accepted and created these 2 badass logos:




His name is Phil, Psychophilly666 on Chop Cult, he is a local guy and is great at what he does. And he sed he was going to make the VT10 on his Triumph (so now I can thank him in person). If'n you are in the need of some work along these lines (stickers, T's, posters, etc) - hit him up!! pwbergren@yahoo.com Thanks again Phil!!

And I know this logo is from last year, I just changed it up a bit:

Pics from the last camping trip

Its never a dull moment when you put 5 retards on motorcycles and head away from the boundaries of home. Corey has horrible luck with motorcycles and was riding his brothers Dyna maybe 40 miles outside of Chicago when one of the pushrods decided it was done pushing. He called for a truck and despite all odds ended up meeting us in town and partied down hard. Their where other fatalities as well. One guy who shall remain nameless decided to part ways with the road and do some offroading down the embankment into the cornfields, he was ok and we had a good laugh about it at the bar. My sissybar and taillight/license plate combo got removed (thanks Corey! haha) So, I ended up riding around like a drunken banshee without plate or rear light which led to Dave and I getting pulled over in Iowa around Midnight. We were both outa our minds and probably shouldnt have been on the road. Calm nerves and a little bit of luck and Barney Fife sent us on our way back to our campsite. I awoke the next day to one of those moments like "what the fuck did I do last night"? Everyone is still alive though, bikes are still broken, but VT is right around the corner. The bartenders, barflys, and rebel hillbillies are all expecting us to make our triumphant return as this may be the last year that Savanna sees the Violation Tour. Sometimes you gotta know when to hang it up and move on to another destination and I think next year will prove that. Hope to see some fresh faces, and cool chops at the run! VT FOR LIFE BITCH!

Heres my number for any of you newbies that are coming

630-461-8836...-Chris. I will be in Cancun the week before the Violation Tour so dont call me unless you got insight on where the donkey show may be. I will be coming home that Wednesday. So, feel free to give me a call with any questions, or call me when you fuckers come to town! 2 weeks away and I cannot wait! See you guys there!

who's coming......

with that being said,who's coming? a bit of a head count,we got the regulars but,any New guys...

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FINALLY FOUND A HELMET!

I DECIDED TO GO OUT LOCALLY AND SEE WHAT IS ACTUALLY AVAILABLE THAT FITS. LOW AND BEHOLD I FOUND SOMETHING THAT FITS WELL AND ACTUALLY LIKE....

....AND IT'S A FREAKING CHILD'S MEDIUM!
A CHILD'S LARGE WAS TOO BIG-