FROM ABOVE

SO LAST WEEK A GUY SHOWS UP AT MY DOOR, RINGS THE BELL, AND I ANSWERED. IT WAS AT THAT POINT WHEN HE ASKED IF MY PARENTS WERE HOME...... WHAT THE HELL??? I KNOW I'M SMALL AND MAYBE LOOK KINDA YOUNG BUT DAMN-ANYWHO, AFTER I TELL HIM "NO, THIS IS MY HOUSE, LIVED HERE FOR ALMOST EIGHT YEARS" HE SHOWS ME THE AERIAL SHOT OF MY HOUSE HE TOOK. NOW I ALREADY THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY COOL AND WANTED TO BUY ONE, BUT HE HAD TO THROW IN THE SALES PITCH AND POINT OUT HOW NICE THE YARD LOOKED. THEM ARE SOME DAMN FINE MOWING LINES IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF -