Friday, July 29, 2011

WHATEVER IT TAKES




IF REGULAR PARTS WONT FIT, USE LAWNMOWER PARTS. THE BRIGGS AND STRATTON PETCOCK FITS NICELY-

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Monday, July 18, 2011

WHAT THE HELL?




-IM PRETTY SURE THATS NOT GOING DOWN

Sunday, July 10, 2011


I wasn't enjoying stitching this together today. Welding in july is not my idea of a good time. Damn favors for people.
I'm too nice-
.......and i did my best to finish a job already started, dont want you thinking this is all my handy work

Monday, July 4, 2011

IS THERE SUCH A THING AS TOO TIGHT?

YEPGUESS THE CLEARANCE WAS A SMIDGE TOO TIGHT,
VIOLATION SCAR I GUESS I'LL CALL IT.

Monday, June 27, 2011

V.T. 11 !

OH MAN, WHAT A TRIP. RODE TOO MANY MILES AND MET SO MANY PEOPLE THAT I NEVER EVEN GOT MY CAMERA OUT. ALTHOUGH I DID SPOT THIS HOMOSEXUAL (I THINK HE IS KNOWN AS A "BEAR" IN THAT COMMUNITY) WHO WAS SO PROUD OF HIS LOVER THAT HE HAD HIS LIKENESS PAINTED UPON HIS GAS TANK-TRUE LOVE IS HARD TO FIND KIDS-

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Meeting time/place June 25th

So, since we are all gonna need gas I figured we'll just meet up at the gas station on the corner of North Ave and Bloomingdale rd in Glendale Heights. You cant miss it. 10am sharp!!!!

Our second gas stop will be in Oregon IL.


We should be in Savanna IL around 12:30 if all go's as planned. Heres my number if your planning on meeting us in town and ya dont see us. 630-461-8836



See you fuckers soon.
-Chris

Friday, May 6, 2011

Details on Violation Tour

Friday June 24th- I have been goin back and forth with Fridays plans. Some people sounded interested, logistics are gonna be a problem. and alot of people are just planning for the alchoholocaust thats gonna happen on Sat....so, as it stands now...NO PRE-PARTY for Friday. For people who are coming in outa town Im gonna suggest a motel in the west burbs close to Saturdays take off point.

Duwayne Motel, 27w641 North Ave, West Chicago, IL 60185
(630) 231-1040

Saturday June 25th- We will meeting somewhere in the suburbs, probably somewhere close to 355 and North Ave. 10 A.M sharp!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can ride with us or meet us in Savanna, IL. Ride will be approx 130 miles or so. We all have small tanks so we will stop for gas every 60 miles. We will be camping at Poopys (Note- Poopys camp grounds have moved...still go behind the bar, but head up the gravel hill and there are some camp sites) Camping is first come first serve. Once we get there and set up, eat, shit, etc etc I will be planning a loosely organized run. You can come with, or try to convince the bartenders to have Anal sex with you for 4 hours. For those that are new to downtown Savanna IL,,,,its a small town, with lots of weirdos, vagrants, bars, knives, and mississippi river rats. Cops are usually cool...just dont be a idiot.

Poopys is open late into the morning for all you vampires....4am i think. 24 hour showers and bathrooms so you can wash off the filth.

THIS IS A FREE EVENT. No Venders, No Chase Trucks, just a good ole fashioned biker campout!

Hope to see some old friends and new faces! Its gonna be here soon!

email me at chrishartman13@Hotmail.com with any questions.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Back from Iowa, Good weekend


It was a good weekend, Went to Torquefest with Kings Kustoms and Hotrods. I heard there where over 500 cars, a good assortment of bikes, and its all for a good cause. If you havent checked out this show put it on your calendar for next year. We decided to hit Savanna on Sat night and camped at Poopys, No rain which was fuckin awesome. Got to put almost 300 miles on the new chop and everything held together which is a good feeling......tired as shit...im goin to bed.

Monday, April 25, 2011

TORQUEFEST!!!! This weekend!!!!!!

(SOLD) FOR SALE!!

39MM LOWERS, ALL SHINY AND SMOOTH FOR YOUR PLEASURE. $200 BONES SHIPPED TO YOU, READY TO GO.
XANDERBUILT@LIVE.COM

Sunday, April 24, 2011

I'm ready for Torquefest!!!!!!!



Been trying to get some riding in this past week between work, side jobs, and rain. Hoping for a trouble free trip out to Iowa next week so I'm trying to rattle everything loose over the next couple days. See ya at Torquefest!!!! Stop by the Kings Kustoms booth and say hello!

Saturday, April 23, 2011

American perspectives...

Often,when faced with challenges that question your loyalty, but most certainly are not limited to your betrayal.....one emotion that will always force it's way through all the others is happiness........

Pure and undeniable joy for the simple idea that you have been able to keep a level head,before during and after you've manipulated the generosity and trust of others.....The ability to control,is for self preservation..........and a bitchin new seat...fuckin A....keep acquaintances close and friends closer......haifley bros....

Thursday, April 21, 2011

BAD IDEA

AFTER LOTS OF THOUGHT, I FINALLY DECIDED TO DITCH THE HUGE WELD/WORK/BIKE TABLE. AN 8 FOOT TABLE WAS JUST TOO BIG FOR MY SPACE. I WANTED TO KEEP THE TOP TO MAKE IT INTO 2 SMALLER WORK TABLES SO SOME WORK WAS IN ORDER.TAKING IT APART WAS A WHOLE LOT HARDER THAN PUTTING IT TOGETHER, AND MUCH HEAVIER THAN I REMEMBER. WISH I WOULD HAVE TRIED SELLING IT INSTEAD. BEEN MUCH EASIER-

WHAT'S THE MOST OFFENSIVE JOKE?

STUMBLED UPON THIS AND I WAS ,OH SO DELIGHTED. HILARIOUS SHIT MY FRIENDS.

Saturday, April 16, 2011