IT'S NICE HAVING A WELDER....... BUT

LATELY I'VE BEEN GETTING REQUESTS TO WELD ALL KINDS OF THINGS. PEOPLE WANT THEIR BOAT FIXED, BOAT TRAILER FIXED, FENCE POST REPAIRED, DIRTY OLD STORAGE BOXES THAT ARE CAKED WITH ROAD GRIME FROM THOUSANDS OF MILES
OF USE ON A SEMI TRAILER FIXED. USUALLY NOTHING THAT INVOLVES ANYTHING FUN OR CREATIVE.

YESTERDAY I GET A CALL FROM A FRIEND WANTING TO KNOW IF I CAN WELD A SPARKPLUG IN PLACE ON HIS LAWN MOWER BECAUSE THE JB WELD ONLY HELD IT FOR 10 MINUTES BEFORE SPITTING IT OUT-

TRUE STORY-

SO MY AND THE WOMAN WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY WITH A SMALL LIST OF A COUPLE ITEMS WE NEEDED. WE SNAGGED A BASKET AND PROCEEDED ONWARD. NOW, FOR THE RECORD, I DIDN'T MAKE THE LIST. IT'S ITEMS THAT WE NEEDED OR ARE IN SHORT SUPPLY OF, LIKE ANY LIST, RIGHT?

FIRST ITEM ON THE LIST- LUBE, CHECK

SO THEY WE ARE WITH A BASKET WITH NOTHING IN IT BUT LUBE,

AND THAT IS WHEN I RUN INTO MY MOM-