Tittay Citay....

Found this website by snooping around other blogs.....http://www.tittaycitay.com/

I can't say titties do it for me anymore,sure I like them,who doesn't? But,the older I get the more of a creep I become,I need to see lungs and other internal organs.....you know,pink parts....but I do like this website

sissy....

I''ll modify it...but leaving the rust........it looks more ''correct'' that way

Hey, Lard Ass!!!

Holy Fuck, I know the camera adds 10 pounds but,shit.....i can't belive how much I dwarf this bike.......I here by declare that i'm going on a diet with hartman.....i'm getting back to my fighting weight and no more garbage food......jesus christ what a fat ass.....................
but,she's going in the right direction....

STRANGE......

....HAVING A PIECE OF BREAD STARING BACK AT YOU, WITH A STUPID "HAPPY TO SEE YOU" GRIN. IT'S GOT SO MUCH PERSONALITY IT'S ALMOST HARD TO EAT IT.

FUCK IT, TOSS HIM IN THE PAN, HE'S TASTEY-

GO FOR THE SCHWINN BICYCLE STYLE

ROLL IT LIKE A LOWRIDER BIKE-

I'll be runnin'

one of these.....I'll give you a hint,I don't like gay shit,I don't like tacky shit,I don't like shit I've seen on other well known bikes.........and this is what happens when you google,''FAT LATIN ASS''

Details.....

lot's of stuff to do,driving myself crazy thinking of the details.I can't wait to see the bars Al-diablo makes,or all the small ideas that will become part of the big picture.This is the vision I had,happy to see it's becoming together........

Period Correctors

IT'S HUMP DAY

DOUBLE BUBBLE,
YES YES, VERY VIOLATABLE-
IS THAT EVEN A WORD?

SOME SHIT WENT DOWN!

So, We thought we would spend about 1/2 hour to get this baby mocked up. 3 hours later and some ass cheeks and elbow grease and the motor slid into the frame like a lubed up biggie weiner into a smaller tighter vagina. We dont know if Josh will be glad or mad but we couldnt let the poor son of a bitch put this thing together by himself. I think it looks pretty good.....still tons of work to do for lil Joshie.....

MODERN FAMILY....

......IS WORTH A WATCH, IF NOTHING MORE THAN TO SEE SOFIA VERGARA. A TASTEY DISH INDEED.

AND AL BUNDY HIMSELF (ED O'NEIL) PLAYS HER HUSBAND.

PRETTY THINGS

OR PEOPLE.

LOOK, A COOLER THAT DOESN'T NEED ICE

IT'S GOT A CORD SO YOU CAN PLUG IT IN INSTEAD.

BUT WAIT........ ISN'T THAT A FUCKING REFRIGERATOR?

WHOOPS!

LAST WEEKEND CORNFED CAME OVER AND HELPED WITH SOME FRAMING IN THE KITCHEN. IN RETURN HE WANTED TO USE MY HEATED GARAGE TO CHANGE THE BRAKES ON HIS LIL' LADY'S NEW CAR.
PUTS 'EM ON, DRIVES AWAY, AND CALLS ME SAYING "THERES SOMETHING NOT RIGHT HERE. COMES BACK, WE DRIVE DOWN THE ROAD AND I HEAR GRINDING. I TELL HIM IT SOUNDS LIKE METAL ON METAL.
LONG STORY SHORT, HE PUT THE BRAKE PAD ON BACKWARDS-
I DIDN'T EVEN THINK YOU COULD DO THAT!

WILD LOOKING SETUP

RANDOM

THIS THING IS JUST TOO COOL-

STRUTED IRONHEAD-

PIMP KNUCKLE-

Sweet....

think I like this bike but not the 21' rear wheel. and this chick is FUCKING HOT!!! I would like to savagely violate her baby making factory......

TRU PIMP

IT'S GOLD
HAS SIX DOORS
AND WHITE WALLS

SWAZI ON ZELDA?

CONFIRMED-