LOOK, A COOLER THAT DOESN'T NEED ICE

IT'S GOT A CORD SO YOU CAN PLUG IT IN INSTEAD.

BUT WAIT........ ISN'T THAT A FUCKING REFRIGERATOR?

WHY??

WHY IS IT THAT INSTEAD OF HAVING DREAMS THAT ARE GOOD, AS IN, BEING IN BED WITH A SWEET THANG, DOING SOME GOOD OL' VIOLATING, I HAVE TO BE DREAMING I'M AT FUCKING WORK! ONLY TO WAKE UP AND THEN HAVE TO GO TO WORK! IT'S LIKE WORKING TWO JOBS AND GETTING PAID FOR ONE! I COULD BE DREAMING THIS, ENJOYING MY SLEEP AND WAKING UP IN A GOOD MOOD, HAVING ALL THE FUN MINUS THE WORK (CAUSE IM LAYING THERE SLEEPING AND ALL) BUT NO.....

I'M SAWIN' LOGS DREAMING I'M ON A DAMN LADDER, WORKING AWAY JUST TO WAKE UP AND REALIZE THAT I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED YET. WHAT THE FUCK.

LIFE CAN BE CRUEL. THANK JEBUS SOMEBODY INVENTED A BIKE WITH A MOTOR ON IT-

BLING'S CYCLES

DAMN, I'M NOT SURE WHO COPIED WHO, BUT IT LOOK'S LIKE BLING'S CYCLES IS A FAN OF THE RUST-OLEUM PAINT TOO. SWEET COLOR COMBO IF I DO SAY MYSELF-

TIME TO CHANGE IT I GUESS, DAMN THING EVEN HAS THE VARIEGATED GOLD LEAF ON TOP OF THE TANK! I THINK THE LATTER MAY HAVE BEEN BETTER EXECUTED-