Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Nice little 650 brat style........

Money aint shit when you have bad taste,......You know what I mean. The D-bag that comes to the bar with a $10,000 in chrome, custom subwoofer in the hardbags, smokin a stogie braggin about how much money he dumped into his pile of shit that no one cares about. Ya, he may have a chick with nice fake boobies sitting on the back. But, She aint real either,,,,so fuck em both.


Props to mother fuckers that can take a bike like this and turn it into something respectable.

I love this shit.






This guy fuckin nailed it.

Stole this from http://badmonkeymotorworks.blogspot.com/

I couldnt have said it any better......

"Look at what we've done to ourselves. One way or another we've all ended up on this planet for some indeterminate amount of time. But, instead of doing something real with that time, we spend it all chasing fucking money. The evil green dookie of Satan. Money turns good men into bastards and bastards into black hearted fucks. The irony, of course, being that the concept itself is totally man made. Animals don't spend their lives trying to increase some number on a piece of paper. They don't waste time yearning to live in an upscale, gated community. The joke is on us, we've fucked it all up.
This fact is never more evident to me than when I get off of my bike after a ride. It could be a 500 mile ride, it could be a 5 mile trip down the street. While I'm on those two wheels, nothing fucking matters but that ride. Feeling the engine roar, the air rush over me and the bike. That's the world I want to be in. Then I get off the bike, and all the bullshit rushes back like a crackhead begging for a dollar. Everybody's got their hand out. All I want is to be on those two wheels. Fast, slow, in the rain, sweating, freezing, splitting lanes, chasing the horizon like the road won't ever end. Camping on the road, crashing in ratty motels, eating twinkies and drinking coffee at midnight in a gas station in the middle of nowhere. And money doesn't mean shit except another tank of gas to keep gettin it. And all the money grubbing whores can't touch me. They line the road and stand staring as I smoke past in a blur of what they can't catch. They can't see the life they were meant to have a long time ago. They gave it all away to be the punchline in a blackhole joke. But not me, not fuckin me.
If I'm lucky enough to have any say in how I check out, I only want to pull to the side after the best days ride of my life, lie down next to my bike and have one last dream of the two wheels that made this whole ridiculous life worth it. I can only hope to be that lucky"

CAN I GET AN AMEN!!!!!!!!

Now I Remember...

After a long discussion about Quantum Physics,a fellow party attendee and myself parted ways to think about things we could do save the planet.I retired to the garage floor because that is where I do my best thinking.Ah,America's birthday was a blast.......

Monday, July 6, 2009

Looking for some stray.....



I love tattooed pie.An ideal woman would look like this and have the brains of Tina Fey and the loyalty of a penguin.......

Time To Go..

Something ain't right,I have a feeling and sometimes it makes me sick to my stomach.Remember when you did something that you knew your parents where going to beat your ass for and you waited in fear knowing that when they found out you are fucked?I can also compare it to going down a roller coaster your body is kind of numb and then your stomach is in your throat as you plunge towards the bottom of the hill.

No matter what I do shit doesn't get better,it doesn't change.Maybe if I stop drinking long enough for my brain to fall out of the clouds shit would make a little more sense.Year after year I tell myself that my mind is in Arizona,that my heart is in Chicago but,30 years and nothing has changed.I want to feel the sun on my face 320 days a year,make more art,sit on a butte in the dark with my motorcycle and have a conversation with god or whom ever will listen and give me the answers or a least guide me in the right direction.

Year after year the wind gets taken out of my sail, from cheatin hearts to debt to fear that the grass isn't greener in Arizona.I know life is short and that it ain't easy but, there has to be more happiness than just riding with my boys and violating small towns and falling asleep on garage floors next to my bike and a fresh chopped top.These times have stuck out a lot in my mind,maybe because they are new or maybe because they are the way life should be lived and not chasing the dollar to keep shit in line.Everything is going down the shitter,from the country to the world.I might be crazy but the whole survival of the fittest thing,it's upon us.All the shit that schools taught you ain't going to mean anything,it's going to be street smarts and survival skills.I guarantee I could hustle you and leave you for dead by morning before I could tell you how my stocks did today or how Obama fucked us this week.

If I woke up in the morning and found out that it was my last day alive,i wouldn't be upset that I was near death but,upset that wasted my life worrying about shit that didn't make me happy.The shit that kept me from doing what I really wanted to do.I can't stop thinking about a couple things,Riding,money and knocking some motherfuckers teeth out the minute I see him.One of those things is the only thing that keeps me sane,that and my dogs because the don't give a shit about anything except eating and going for walks.

It's time to go,I need to take a trip that will change shit or a least give me back the drive to be ambitious again.Maybe I would stumble on a small town that was slow enough to make me understand myself again,a new begining that would break me free of the slump that everyday life puts you in.I don't draw anymore,I don't take pictures anymore,I don't play hockey anymore,I don't write or read anymore....I don't live or create anymore.

If I say fuck it all,will I be able to push that bike to it's breaking point and get out of dodge.If I get to where i'm going and live to be old, will the story of the time I rode that sporty from here to there be one that i'll have to tell or maybe I keep it to myself and know that I did it and learned a lot about C.bass along the way.Who's coming with me?If you knew you would be dead in a week,would all the shit matter?I feel like i'm going to end up dead, in jail or have to join the goddamn army,broke and still unhappy.


I got a feeling and I got to go......................................


I was on a fuckin mission on the 4th. I was determined to jump the kiddie pool full of beer. The only problem is I'm fat and old and my buddies board is a world industries from 1989. I never made it! But I did take my clothes off later. VIOLATE BITCH!

Hardtail Party

Sounds like a good time.....I am in.

Blings cycle...


Is building something a little different than their usual. This bike started off as a little twinkie dyna.

I am really diggin the shit outa this style. Looks like it would be fun as fuck to ride as well.


Really?????




I've met some stupid fucking people.Some people who might be a bit retarded and some people who just need to get their ass kicked to understand their role in society.I hate stupid motherfuckers.......People I hate are:

loud mouths
Guys who wear hats crooked
Guys who talk shit and don't back it up
cooks
whores
Michael Vick
Ol' ladies that bitch
guys who touch other guys ol' ladies
Guys who think a trade school is college
Iowa and Nebraska
know it alls, who don't

Life would be easier if.............

I was born a sniper.


Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.

My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust.

O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not my enemies triumph over me

W.T.F


Who am I to say?I understand there ain't an idea out there that is totally original but, how would you feel if someone got your custom tattoo or if someone built your bike.Isn't part of building a bike the idea that it's yours and not like everyone else who buys a bike from a dealer.I ain't saying, I'm just asking.It's not the same part for part but,has a lot of the same feel.

So,you think you're hardcore??????




Saw the Locust with my own two eyes on the 4th of July.That bike made me want to cry like a little girl,that beast looked as if it could kill you without even riding it.It gave me the impression it could knock up a stripper just by looking at her.Josh Kurpius is a better man than I for riding that motherfucker.I thought I had a deathwish riding my two wheel turd but,shit...

USA....Fuck Yeeaah!!!!


Got really drunk last night and woke up next to one sexy bitch with lightning bolts on her side an 883 and double 16's she gave me some love bites or maybe that was Hartmans gilded cunt that wouldn't kick over.You would be suprised how comfortable a garage floor is after a shit load of Old style....
Oh yeah,how many dudes can gangbang a gilded cunt without looking gay..........? 4

Sunday, July 5, 2009

CORN

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PHOTOS, AND IM PROUD TO SAY I TOOK IT.

MIKE AND HIS LONG GONE TRIUMPH. THIS THING WAS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT. IT BROKE EVRY TIME IT STOPPED! THE CARBS RATTLED UP AND DOWN ANY TIME IT WAS RUNNING (POP CAN SHIMS AND DUCT TAPE TO HELP THE PROBLEM), RAN OUTTA GAS AT 35 MILES, HAD KNOBBY TIRES WHICH WASN'T SO MUCH A PROBLEM UNTIL THE FENDER BROKE OFF, NO BACK BRAKE, AND ABOUT A HALF INCH OF TRAVEL IN THE FRONT END. BUT DAMN WAS IT COOL-

I am still recovering......


Hope everyones 4th was good. I drank alot.....way too much. Look at my eyes....they are all fucked up


Things I learned...


Josh Kurpius's bike is a deathtrap.

Josh C-Bass slept on the garage floor like a homeless man.

Fireworks suck

I need to go ride.


Check out this blog, I fuckin cant stop lookin at it. bluecollarmoto.blogspot.com

Put my new Shinko "double stripe" on today.

CHOPPAHPALOOZA





Pretty cool event, needs more coverage though. Not a big crowd at all. Which isnt always a bad thing. The K-Town Chopper dudes are cool. Gonna go with them to the Hardtail party in a couple of weeks. And as always it's invite only and a discreet location.

EVERY NOW AND AGAIN I COME ACROSS A MACHINE THAT I JUST FLAT OUT WANNA RIDE, THIS IS ONE OF THEM-

Saturday, July 4, 2009

I hope these guys play Rockerbox again....


August 8th!!!!! shooting for this date to have my frame repaired....hopefully sooner than that.

Anyways, I know Bob-Bob White and Darryl will be at Rockerbox along with myself, josh, mike and mailbox (scott)

Last year I was surprised to hear such a great sound coming from such an awesome fucking band during the middle of the day to say the least.... PROTESTANT!!! You rocked my pants off last year, hopefully a band as great as you will rock the clothes off of Bob-Bob White this year!!