KEEP IT CLEAN,

LIKE THIS,

NO BULLSHIT-

CORN

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PHOTOS, AND IM PROUD TO SAY I TOOK IT.

MIKE AND HIS LONG GONE TRIUMPH. THIS THING WAS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT. IT BROKE EVRY TIME IT STOPPED! THE CARBS RATTLED UP AND DOWN ANY TIME IT WAS RUNNING (POP CAN SHIMS AND DUCT TAPE TO HELP THE PROBLEM), RAN OUTTA GAS AT 35 MILES, HAD KNOBBY TIRES WHICH WASN'T SO MUCH A PROBLEM UNTIL THE FENDER BROKE OFF, NO BACK BRAKE, AND ABOUT A HALF INCH OF TRAVEL IN THE FRONT END. BUT DAMN WAS IT COOL-