Puuurfect.....

I'm not sure if it's just being a guy but,I have had a constant overwhelming lust for women as of late........I'm starting to think that something is wrong with me.I don't look at girls in the same way anymore,I think more or less i'm sizing them up.likes and dislikes,spitting or no spitting?Last week I went to a concert and payed more attention to the women then the music.If I ever lose the ability to pull in the ladies,im just going to hang it up,check out if you will.I have one weakness in life,one that can bring me to my knees and one that controls my brain.....i'll give you a hint,it looks like this

VIOLATION CHRISTMAS PARTY

FOR A GOOD TIME, CALL........ OR SKEETER, OR THAT OTHER BLONDE, OR THAT ONE CHICK, WHAT WAS HER NAME AGAIN?.........

SORRY, NO PICTURES ALLOWED IN WHERE THE OFFICAL CHRISTMAS PARTY WAS HELD, BUT REST ASSURED, MY EYES ARE TIERD, AND I SMELL OF COTTON CANDY.

AND WHAT DO YOU DO AFTER A LONG NIGHT OF R&R, HEAD TO DENNY'S AND INVITE SKEETER, OR CHANDA, OR WHATS HER NAME. ONLY PROBLEM, THERES NO DENNY'S IN TOWN, WHICH IS A GOOD THING. NOBODY WANTS TO BE EATING A GRAND SLAMWICH AND CATCH A WHIFF OF VOMIT CREEPING UP IN THEIR NOSTRILS AT 4a.m. SO TACO BELL IT WAS.

WITH ALL THE EXCITEMENT OVER AND THE NIGHT WINDING DOWN, PIECING TOGETHER THE NEW SCORE AT 5 a.m. SEEMS COMPLETELY REASONABLE.......

TIME TO CALL IT A NIGHT, PULL UP A GIANT BEANBAG AND TURN IN......

SWEET DREAMS......

......WITH VISIONS OF STRIPPERS DANCING IN YOUR HEAD.

NOW I'M USING THE OTHER SHOVEL

WOKE UP SATURDAY TO THE FIRST REAL SNOW-

WHIPPED UP SOME STRUTS

NICE AND LOW NOW , AS WELL AS QUICK AND CHEAP-O-LA. LOOKS BETTER THAN EXPECTED.
IN NEED OF A SMALL TANK. ANYBODY HAVE ANYTHING THATS AROUND 14 INCHES LONG AND SMALL, LEMME KNOW-

Glory

If there's one great tradition amongst our crew here in madison it's gettin shitty and singin pouge's songs with yer arm around a true brother.I guess you could insert any number of old country singer's names into that pogues slot as well,it'd still be daily occurrence.I digress,get drunk and listen to the pogue's.We'll be singin the same song's

All roads lead to home

I was going through my little road bag the other night "the one thats made mostly of ducktape and dirt these days" and I pull out this little greasy square of paper.I chucked it in the trash and walked away.Mid stride three steps later for no real reason I turn and pull the little greasy square from the trash unfold it,and this is what it was.I gotta tell ya guy's,I got a little misty.I miss summer so bad I feel it like an actual physical pain,I need to be screaming across blacktop under the soft glow of sodium streetlight's.Slicing through the hot humid night air hearing the grinding sound and soft push up as my pedal folds when I lay that fucker right into my favorite curve.Sometimes living this far norhth makes me feel like I'm a dead guy walking around just going through the motions.Fuck my projects I wanna have some goddamn fun.I'm gonna get fuckin shitfaced tonight and scream about absurd things that make little sense.I advise you to do the same."I'm going back to fallin outta chairs...and pukin on lampost's"

This guy deserves some props....

I love shit like this......

MMM MMM MMMM-

HOW CAN SOMETHING THAT SWIMS, HANGS OFF A PLANT, AND GROWS IN DIRT TASTE SO GOOD-

Meow.........

I heart....SNAPPER!!!!!!!!

IT'S HUMP DAY

FUCK IT, I'M GOING AMISH

I'VE HAD IT! EVERY ELECTRONIC PIECE OF SHIT I OWN IS ON THE FRITZ. TECHNOLGY IS SUPPOSE TO MAKE THINGS EASIER AND ALL IT DOES IS MAKE EVERYDAY A FRUSTRATING PAIN IN THE ASS!

FIRST I LOSE ALL MY PICTURES ON MY MEMORY CARD I'VE BEEN USING FOR THE PAST YEAR. EVERY THING I HAD, GONE. I DO HAVE THEM SAVED ON MY COMPUTER BUT IT'S ON THE FRITZ TOO AND I WOULDN'T BE SUPRISED IF IT TOOK A SHIT AND LOST EVERYTHING.

I HAD NO INTERWEB AND WAS TOLD IT WAS THE MODEM, TWO MODEMS LATER THEY TELL ME IT'S THE ROUTER NOW! AND ALL THIS IS HAPPENING OVER MY CELL PHONE WHICH HAS A BLOWN EAR SPEAKER. SWELL




I'M SO DAMN ANGRY I COULD BEAT A SACK FULL OF PUPPIES WITH A TIRE IRON

Watch out!!!!!

Art........

This has to be one of my favorite artists,if not my favorite,Jon Langford.....It seems too many people are influenced by Mark Ryden... and I find this art to be in good taste....indubitbly.I'll have a white wine spritzer.

1990 Cadillac Brougham $1000 o.b.o.

This gentleman is what you call luxury! Antelope leather seats, tape deck stereo, wood grain paneling, need I say more? Small cosmetic exterior (rust), but slap a little bondo on and thats ghetto ready. Will fit up to 22" rims playa..Holla

This is actually the same car from the movie "Pineapple Express"

The way it was.......

Step out of line and you get your ass kicked.....it's that simple....Fear,keeps people in line.If people knew that they'd get their ass whooped if the acted up things would be a lot different in this country.

I heard a story last week about how my friends bassist got mugged walking out of band practice at 2:00 in the afternoon by three brothers.All 3 punched the guy took his phone wallet and bag.If the fear of getting shot was in the back of their heads or ultimately biting a curb, it never would of happened.Arizona,Texas as well as other states, allow law abiding citizens to carry concealed guns and in those states,the type of crimes that happen in Chicago don't happen as much in those states

Our Mayor,Mayor Daley doesn't allow guns within Chicago and the state of Illinois wants tougher gun laws.If i'm not mistaken,criminals who commit crimes are those by definition that break the law.Why would you create laws that criminals would break and would make it harder for those who follow law to defend themselves.......mook fuck.........If I ever get arrested,shut down this blog for defense purposes....

What......

I still believe this guy is responsible for the chopper scene today,not creating it as much as bringing it back or getting it rolling.Can't say what he built was appealing to me.Had he never been on Discovery channel,i don't think you would have as many do-it-yourselfers from a younger generation keeping things alive.When all the grey beards are gone,who would have taken over? Surly not anyone riding a dark custom or sporting one of these cool rip off CFL patches......This guy made it ok to not go to college,be blue collar,marry porn stars and still end up with a good looking rich chick in the end.And when he didn't believe in what was going on was the right thing and the way it should be heading,he took his cash and stopped.........kind of reminds me off the leg......$Rich$

SEARCH AND DESTROY

Yep, me to. My first tattoo was the Rollins sun. But I'm not some queer fuck who got it because it's a sun. It was the summer of 1993 and I was a private in the Army stationed in Korea. A bunch of us dipshits went to Seoul on a weekend pass to find 14 year old girls so we could snort coke off their asses. Somehow we ended up in a tattoo parlor and this is what I ended up with. When I was a young ramp rat we jammed Black Flag and the Minutemen all day long. I was listening to Rollin's Band in '93 so it just made perfect sense to me. I always wanted to get "SEARCH AND DESTROY" across my back. But I'm just not KKKool enough.

Henry Rollins......

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is my hero too........but,only because he was on Sons of Anarchy.

Theory.........

Maybe I can cover my fat with tattoos and i'll look skinny...........working on a body suit hurts my fat