Thursday, February 18, 2010

I LIKE A WOMAN WITH A NICE ASS....

...AND THIS KID LIKES TO GIVE THE FINGER-







TO EACH HIS OWN-

Go McFlurry!!!


Oh ya, McDonalds has shamrock shakes now too!!! Booya!

T-Bone Who??




Had an ol pair of apes laying around and since I really cant do anything else to my bike till I get my tax return I figured I would fuck around a narrow and shorten a set of 16 inch apes. Made some slugs...and Bobby the leg was nice enough to weld them up and let me use his shit! Thanks Buddy! Jimmy owes ya! Gonna get the black spray paint treatment and on they go.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

LESS GAY-Z


DAMN, I WISH I WOULDA BOUGHT A LIFT YEARS AGO! BEATS THE FLOOR ANY DAY.
BEEN GETTING SOME TIME IN ON THE GAY-Z, MAKING IT LESS GAY. RECYCLED THE OLD EXHAUST, USED A SLIVER OF MY OLD FENDER TO MAKE A NEW FENDER OR LACK THERE OF. STILL NEED TO LOOSE TEN POUNDS OF WIRE AND A GAUGE CLUMP OR TWO. AIN'T TOO BAD FOR 30 BUCKS IN METAL AND SOME TIME. HOPE NEW TIRES ARE THE ONLY REAL EXPENSE. ANOTHER WEEKEND OR TWO OF WORK AND MY SPECIAL LADY FRIEND WILL BE UP AND RIDING, ON A LESS GAY-Z-

HUMP DAY, (IN THE V-DAY SPIRIT)


Pride....


I've lost a bit in the last month or so.......this is my good friend Jason(kurt Angle)...this is his new bike.......i'm so glad you didn't buy that white chopper.....It will look good in the garage next to the Lexus.I know a guy that hook you up with some fringe.......it's the next ''in thing"

Old Man Strength...

I'm not sure how this started but,I think the old man was a bit crazy too..... I've said before,people run their mouth and are assholes because they don't have the fear of getting their ass whooped anymore.....If you step out of line,you should get your ass kicked...it's very simple and society would run a lot smoother.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

lies,lies,lies......


With all the progress Chris made on his bike,I felt like I needed to post something that I didn't do....or did I? I'm not sure if this is even my bike anymore?

And it begins.....



Got some motivation recently to start working on the bike. Its cold as fuck here but I know spring is right around the corner which means work will pick up and time will fly. I picked up a cheap lift at Harbor tool, got a lil heater from Bobby, and a shitty radio. What else do ya need? Went over to Bobbys to make some brackets for the new license plate/tail light. Bobby welded all the pieces up. In IL they have been cracking down on stupid shit like vertical side mounts so I figured I would play it safe since I like to have a couple beers every now and mount the license plate bracket right on the sissy bar. After looking at the tranny mount/frame area I might be ok and might be able to avoid tearing into things. I have some front end issues and I need to have Bobby make me a new spacer for the back wheel. Other than that, look for a new paint scheme soon and hopefully it warms up here soon. Fuck this winter shit already. Looking forward to seeing Bob Bob whites bike this summer...looks like he has some ideas as well.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Oh and

Happy Valentines Day



From T-Shirt Hell Dot Com

Trikes R Fun

Oh my:

GETTING SOME LOVE ON V-DAY

LEFT THE HOUSE TO RUN A COUPLE ERRANDS, CAME HOME AND FOUND THIS SITTING IN FRONT OF THE DOOR ON THE DECK-
HOW SWEET-

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Friday, February 12, 2010

The more you know***********

Ice ice ice ice......

Goodies.........



And Bobby makes the good welds like he makes the sexy time love explosion..The rate i'm going, I should be done with the bike by .........the time a black man gets elected President......never......wait,what?

Mailbox.....


Buy this bike!!!!

Hurry...


hurry up and grow hair.......i'm looking to never get laid again when i look like this.......

Scoot Stalker

A year later, '06, at Wood Fire Grill:





Thursday, February 11, 2010

AHHHH, THE BACHELOR FRIDGE

HIGH LIFE AND A GNOME?
WONDER IF THERES EVEN BREAD FOR THAT MEAT & CHEESE-