It ain't the first time...

I'm a big deal in these parts....

r.i.p.

Its been awhile since I posted last....

I just rented a house in the "nice" part of town and everyone knows how moving really fuckin sucks so I have been pretty busy. Plus, Since I dont live in a apartment anymore I dont get to use the free computer service. Soon enough I will be back online looking at hardcore porno

Anyways, I woke up drunk on Monday morning, took my dog outside and started to hear kids Jesus music. The neighbors behind me looked like they where having some sort of party for their kids. I drove past the house on the way to work and I saw a little sign that said "Backyard Jesus Camp" or some shit.....I thought it was really weird. They had a proffesional sound guy blasting this shit and there where kids jumping on the trampoline to it. After I drove past I wondered how long it will be until my landlord kicks me out of the house. I think I will try to enjoy finally having a garage until that happens. Its only been 1 week and I can guarantee all my yuppie neighbors hate me.

I have the only house in the area with a gravel driveway.!! fuck ya.

Yes Please!!!!!

I don't know what the hell this is but,I'd like to be in the middle of it.

Can anybody guess why this makes me want to move to southern California......Yum

I think...........

I've been drunk for 4 days.Took a page from someone elses book and took a small rock road that ended on a farmers property.

At the end of the day I ended up at a bar with my boys and a few girls that I work with,all saying the are looking for a man in some way shape or form to take care of their needs.Let me be the first to tell you,they do, and I know how to fix it...giggity...

Chris and I left the bar and burned down a road less taken.There is nothing like burning down the road with your buddy,with the smells of summer the sounds of the bike.I could ride forever...............SNATCH?????yes please....

EXTRA!! EXTRA!! C.baSS looses street cred.....

Burned out into farm country today to check out an Ironhead frame that a farmer had.The frame looks like it was a stock frame hardtailed and probably was used for a 70's style chop,I ain't no expert but the molding or extra little shit on it just made it look that way,it was alomost a little pretty.

So then,I find out i'm in The Horse mag. I just looked at that fucking thing and must have been so un- impressed I missed it.To all my loyal fans,I promise I won't change,i'll still be the same fat bitter drunk that bitches about everything and i'll always love you latinas,forever and always......

Let's burn out of town and take pictures of us on our bikes to send to The Horse,just to mock everyone else.....

C. BASS THE DESTROYER!

I wish I knew how to make those "SS" symbols on my computer. I woulda put them in BASS in the title. Anyway, So I open my fresh new Horse backstreet choppers rag which I got today in the mail, and who do I see? Our very own local menace to society! That's right, Josh runnin free! How fuckin dope is that? I now know a fuckin celebrity. Things will never be the same after this. You will sign my copy first mutha fucker. Congrats man, represent!

Great movie!

I bought this movie just so I can look at those pipes. I'm putting them on "the Warbird" this winter. I think between me and my uncle we can do this. He's got all the tools we need. I just gotta find some "trumpet" exhaust tips. Lemme know if you know where I can find them.

Fucken August 11th

Just when i've started to enjoy summer,I see the calendar and find out it's passed me by.If I break it down Christmas is right around the corner,Next month is Flattrack,the next month after that is Hunnert after that is thanksgiving and then 9 months of winter.
Señor Bobby just put a nice sissy bar on my bike ready to tie anything and any her to it and hit the road.I feel like there is so much more to do more shit to do to the bike more riding more getting drunk and taking pictures of myself in the garage.I still ain't made it to see Jazi or some of the other boys.Bob bob white has been the name on everyones lips sice VT09' but, shit it won't be soon enough before we ride with him again.I ain't ready for summer to end'I want to get on a road and keep going till I hit the warm winters of the west coast.

a to the muthafuckin k homeboy..

recently

Some shit from saturday!

This chick was fuckin cute.

ROCKERBOX!

You ever wake up in the morning after a long night and think "What the fuck happened last night?" Yep, thats how I feel today. What a fuckin trip, we got soaked on the way up and then sat in what felt like a steam bath when we got there. But wow was it worth it! So much shit to look at, bikes, bitches, booze. Good times! And then we partied after, holy fuck! I remember the lesbian bar and the fat bitch on the back of Mike's bike but thats about it. Some how I rode all the way home. I still dont know who got laid, whose alive, who got arrested? So many questions for a night of pure VIOLATION!

J.R

Loved watching this guy play,he played hard every game..great hockey player.

DAILY LATINA...and tanks

I Fucking could never get enough of this stuff.......oh my god

Chopcult.com

The got some cool shit on there....Some shit too...it's like fat girl poontang...can't get enough...

Heaven? or crap?

I heard of a place in Arizona that is a bike junk/graveyard....I'd imagne it's all pick through,you could probably still find a treasure ...the Arizona sun takes real good care of these parts....

And.....

don't you forget it

asshole!!!!!!!

jokes on who?

kick me out if you must but..... if i had to hang sum pics of my prez.....one wuld be upside down and the othr sideways..