Saturday, July 4, 2009

One of these days........


....I will own a kz1000. Something about these bikes makes my pants tight. One of these days.....


Church of Choppers...




God damn,,,,,,this guy nails it. I dont know what to call it.......cafe,dirtbike,streetbike inspired chop etc etc. Whatever it is....it all works together somehow. Un-fuckin-beleavable. These bikes want to make me violate some major roads and rape your sister.

Jeff has some mad skills....although, I thought the S&S bike would have been cooler if the kick shifter was still in place.








Sept 3rd-5th Mark your calendars




So, every year for the past 5 years I have been goin to the vintage flat track races in Davenport, Iowa. Its always a blast. I know a couple of us are planning on making the trip on Thursday sept 3rd and probalby staying till Sat or Sunday. They have a huge, and I mean HUGE swapmeet as well. Alot of shit is really old (pre-flathead) and most of it I have never seen before. Most people usually camp at the fairgrounds. I have never stayed at the races so I will have to get some info on it. I am pretty sure its cool for anyone though.

I usually sit in the stands but you can pay an extra $5 or so, bring a cooler with beer, and hang out in the middle of the track.

Somethings really nostalgic about getting drunk, hanging on the fence and watching a pre-1930's era harley blasting around a dirt track shooting dust in your eyes and mouth. The smell is something that I will never forget. Its truely an experience I suggest to everyone. To experience it with some good friends that are as addicted to motorcycles who really "get it" would be on a whole nother level.

Its about 3 hours west of scenic Chicago. Leaving the towering building in decay, I will free myself from this wretched wasteland FTF FTW!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.chiefblackhawk.org/








Beards!!!!!!!!!!!

Me,Josh, and Mike took a vow not to shave until next years Violation Tour. He who shaves buys 5 rounds of beer for the others. I dont care if we where drunk when we shook on it....a deals, a deal

Who wants in??

check out what you can accomplish.....

http://beards.org/

Savagely Violate


I still have some violation left in me.Is it a full moon?I got a feeling that hasn't been fulfilled.I can't explain it,maybe it's just a hangover but,i'm pretty sure it ain't.

Friday, July 3, 2009

have a great 4th weekend!!!


photos : hugh lippe

OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!


This is hot as fuck

Yes, Please!!!!!!!!


This chick does porn?Dirty motherfucker,I'll take a go....oi!

I love tattooed hookers.
Found a place for my "VT09" Knife

OLD BALLS

Plan B still makes skateboards?Does willie soto,the best street skater ever,still skate?holy shit...........

Sometimes.....

Things look better from far away,kind of like chicks that show there Fun baggs in a bar but should really save it for the pages of easy rider........yuck,fuckin pigs





If tomorrow never comes....







Will my bike know much I loved her but wish she has a bigger engine?In a strange way my bike is a lot like an ol' lady except I can't get an STD from my bike that stings when I piss.One is a whore when it rains and runs on one cylinder, the other is a whore even if it doesn't rain.I love you Garth.........

Thursday, July 2, 2009

BUMPER NUTS


I ADMIRE WHOEVER COULD IMAGINE SUCH AN IDEA, AND HAD THE FOLLOW-THROUGH TO GET SUCH A DREAM WELDED TOGETHER INTO THIS, THEY EVEN ADDED NUTS, BRAVO-

Punk n Whisky

The devil comes,The devil goes
Like coming on the scene
Of a train wreck
Are you the devil or my
Demon brother

I'm sure everybody has plans for the 4th, but if not c'mon up to K-town for Choppahpalooza. I went last year and these dudes throw a pretty cool gig. There was a couple of easter eggs last year but for the most part lots of rat rod shit. Perfect! Check their site www.choppahpalooza.com

Fugly kid......


On the way out west on the Violation tour we had rode through a small town just east of our destination.As always I was keeping an eye out for idiots not stoping at stop signs or moms on phones unaware of passing motorcycles.I had seen a busted up buick coming towards our pack on a cross street not really slowing down until the last second and as I rode up closer to the car at the stop sign I saw the damnedest thing I have ever seen.Imagne a kid with face of a forty year old man and the rest of a body like a teenager.When I looked at the kid in the face I saw him look at my bike and mouth the words,''FUCKING SWEET.''While I was reading his lips it had dawned on me that this was the Ugliest fucking kid I have ever seen in my life.I swear to god this kid was fucking wicked,he looked like Murderface from the Metalocalypse cartoon hair and all but,the mustache was a little scrappier.....True story,Fucking ugly kid

Inspiration 4Q and Hi-bond Modified




All stolen off other sites


Heather from "The Iron Horse" sent me video of my fire jump.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

I'd like to close my account....



at the spank bank.....Lela star has long been interest of mine but,what the fuck is she doing to that trashy little latina body.I hope it doesn't disable her squirting abilities.