Friday, July 3, 2009

OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!


This is hot as fuck

Yes, Please!!!!!!!!


This chick does porn?Dirty motherfucker,I'll take a go....oi!

I love tattooed hookers.
Found a place for my "VT09" Knife

OLD BALLS

Plan B still makes skateboards?Does willie soto,the best street skater ever,still skate?holy shit...........

Sometimes.....

Things look better from far away,kind of like chicks that show there Fun baggs in a bar but should really save it for the pages of easy rider........yuck,fuckin pigs





If tomorrow never comes....







Will my bike know much I loved her but wish she has a bigger engine?In a strange way my bike is a lot like an ol' lady except I can't get an STD from my bike that stings when I piss.One is a whore when it rains and runs on one cylinder, the other is a whore even if it doesn't rain.I love you Garth.........

Thursday, July 2, 2009

BUMPER NUTS


I ADMIRE WHOEVER COULD IMAGINE SUCH AN IDEA, AND HAD THE FOLLOW-THROUGH TO GET SUCH A DREAM WELDED TOGETHER INTO THIS, THEY EVEN ADDED NUTS, BRAVO-

Punk n Whisky

The devil comes,The devil goes
Like coming on the scene
Of a train wreck
Are you the devil or my
Demon brother

I'm sure everybody has plans for the 4th, but if not c'mon up to K-town for Choppahpalooza. I went last year and these dudes throw a pretty cool gig. There was a couple of easter eggs last year but for the most part lots of rat rod shit. Perfect! Check their site www.choppahpalooza.com

Fugly kid......


On the way out west on the Violation tour we had rode through a small town just east of our destination.As always I was keeping an eye out for idiots not stoping at stop signs or moms on phones unaware of passing motorcycles.I had seen a busted up buick coming towards our pack on a cross street not really slowing down until the last second and as I rode up closer to the car at the stop sign I saw the damnedest thing I have ever seen.Imagne a kid with face of a forty year old man and the rest of a body like a teenager.When I looked at the kid in the face I saw him look at my bike and mouth the words,''FUCKING SWEET.''While I was reading his lips it had dawned on me that this was the Ugliest fucking kid I have ever seen in my life.I swear to god this kid was fucking wicked,he looked like Murderface from the Metalocalypse cartoon hair and all but,the mustache was a little scrappier.....True story,Fucking ugly kid

Inspiration 4Q and Hi-bond Modified




All stolen off other sites


Heather from "The Iron Horse" sent me video of my fire jump.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

I'd like to close my account....



at the spank bank.....Lela star has long been interest of mine but,what the fuck is she doing to that trashy little latina body.I hope it doesn't disable her squirting abilities.

Fucken A...

This bike is pretty fuckin sweet.It's built buy the same fella that built Ozzie's bike over at loves cycles,'I wonder if I could get the helmet to match my boots and hand bag.

Whisky and Punk

I got my tickets today and I can't fuckin wait.


I heard and read
The only love is
lost love
If it’s true then
People like me and you
We get our share of love

We get our lovin
We get it in the morning
We get our lovin when the sun pops up
People like me and you
We get our share of love

I knew at once
She was Brad’s friend
Someone else’s girl
Someone else’s gal
And someone else’s baby
Now

I woke up
In someone else’s arms
But I was dreaming I was dreaming of you
I woke up
In someone else’s bed
And I was dreaming
I was dreaming of you
I was dreaming of you

I heard and read
The only love is
lost love
Well if it’s true
Then me and you
We get our share
We get our share of love
People like me and you
We get our share of love

I woke up
In someone else’s bed
And I was dreaming I was dreaming of you
Well I woke up
In someone else’s arms
And I was dreaming
I was dreaming of you

And I’m afraid
That it might be true
And I hope to God
I hope that it’s not true

I knew at once
To the ???
Someone else’s girl
Someone else’s gal
Someone else’s baby
Now

Show me your tits.

Me and Josh where talking last night over some beers and thought it would be cool to turn this blog into something along the lines of the Church of Choppers blog. Of course, once it gets closer to next years Violation Tour 2010 we will switch gears a little and stay focused on posting info that is related more to the event. We hope that within doing this, the event will grow in a positive direction and also keep everyone updated on whats goin. Wether it relates to choppers, beer or hookers....go ahead and post!! Dont be shy, post a pic of your girlfriends pussy!

P.S. I like pictures of midgets, monster trucks, and cheeseburgers.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009


Happy Birthday Josh! I remember turnin the big 30, actually no I dont. But I do remember the first time I got the clap (gonnerrhea), I was a 19 year old army shitbag stationed in Korea. One of the other shitbags told me he went downtown and got some pussy for $15 bucks. I said "you're full of shit mother fucker". So I had to check it out for myself. I'll be goddamn, not only was it cheap but it's also true what they say about asian bitches, There pussys really are sideways. I looked for the youngest one available thinkin if she's young she wont be as used up as the rest of these nasty ass lookin tricks. Man was I wrong! That shit was like a fuckin bowl of water. Stunk like rotten garabage but I didnt care. Woke up the next morning and couldnt piss for nothing. Went down to the clinic and got a shot and I was all good. Couple weeks later I was shitfaced and I did it all over again. Yep, I had the clap twice. Good Times! 30 years old aint shit.

It's like looking into the Future....












Today is my dirty 30 and it sucks.I can only hope that there are a lot more times to be had like this until our beards are old,stinky and grey.



Shit Yeah!!!!!!


I thought this was a cool story from one of the guys.This was the type of shit we wanted to take away from this weekend.


The scars on bobs ass will be permanent reminder of the greatest weekend ever,ha! I'm a fuckin retard I shoulda stayed on with you guys sounds like I missed some serious fuckin violation.I decided to keep on ridin saturday afternoon and just zigzaged around the southern half of the state got rained on alot but fuckit the roads were nice and I was havin a blast.
After a few hours I realized I could hear my primary chain slappin the shit out of the inside of the case,so I pulled over and adjusted the fucker all the way up which helped a little but she was still slappin pretty good so I decide I better point my bike in the direction of home.I stopped for gas in durand IL,and as I start walkin towards the station to pay I hear the crash as my ironhead topples the fuck over.Yeah,thats right,my kickstand chose that exact moment to take shit,ha ha ha.I run back hoist the cunt offa the ground and survey the damage.Not bad considering,peep mirrors fucked,clutch levers fucked,snapped right off but if I line it up like a puzzle piece and keep constant pressure on it I can still use it,Fuck it I think,I can deal with this.Thats when I realize my cocksuckin tailghts gone,after a few seconds of franticly lookin around it dawns on me that the license plates hangin on by one nut n bolt and that the tailight didn't break off the piece a shit vibrated itself off.So I duck tape the license plate on and seein as its gettin dark I start racin the sun home.I make it to broadhead and realize I'm fucked it's pretty much dark so I start lookin round town for somewhere to find any kinda generic taillight,"a truck stop would a been fuckin perfect"n some butt connecters.Guess what,this town doesn't have shit just a stop n go gas station and shit ass dollar general,neither which are any help to me.
So as much as I hated to do it I called a club brother to head out with a truck n ramps to come out n get my sorry ass.I then preceded to stake out a comfy little chunk of pavement on the side of the gas station n stare at the stars and reflect on the kick ass journey I had been on.You know what, I loved every minute of it even the hardships,but what I'll treasure the most is the laughter,the freedom,the brotherhood n the pure glory of it all."The violation too of course".Gotta say I owe it almost totally to you n josh fer organizing the whole thing which I'm sure took some serious legwork,time n cash.So thanks again man,for everything,I had a fuckin blast.I hope yer guys ride home was good n hope everyone made it home safe"barring bobs ass n ozzys bike".I look forward to ridin many many more miles with you guys,and remember anything you need from me its yours just let me know..I hope we'll both be good for minnesota but if not rockerbox fer sure n remember man,all roads lead to home, ride on you rotten fucker