From Bliss To Devastation

Ozzie had to cut his trip short due to a fight with the sand pit that caused some damage that none of us could fix......I'm sure his antics would have been greater the final night more than the firsts.I'm convinced that the hot young bartender Ozzie told about herpes will be on the pages of Barely Legal soon and hopefully in my tent next year.

The legend of Bob,Bob White.

Bob,Bob White left his mark on the Violation tour and the fire pit left it's mark on Bob.We had been dead even with a storm,racing to get back to camp when Bob's bike decided to lose power.A couple of carefully placed electrical tape pieces by a roadside doctor and that fuckin storm got us,right in front of a bed and breakfast.We spent the next hour or so under a porch as yuppies on baggers and their rain gear passed and waved.Bob,Bob White bike couldn't have shit 4 blocks down the road at a gas station that had a bar across the street ,could it? No.That storm made for an interesting story,you ever heard the one about Nikki Six and Tommy lee seeing who could go the longest with out showering and still banging out chicks night after night?Well,one of guys only shower was that storm and the road grime and 3 days of filth was enough of a smell to attract one hot river rat.

After two cases of beer at camp and a night on the town,Bob,Bob White decided to burn his tent to lighten his load for the trip home and passed out after pulling his white handled knife on the rest of the drunks making their way back to there tents.Bob,Bob White passed out and snored his way into violation tour history.THANKS A LOT BOB,BOB WHITE

More pIcs....

My take on the Tour.....

I just want to say that I had a blast. Everyone that came was cool as fuck and I couldnt have asked for a better time. Some highlights: Riding some cool roads, Drinking way too many beers, The Bar that sells knifes, Ozzie and his antics, Tits, Getting 6 hours of sleep the whole weekend, Cracking my frame, Getting caught in the rain, Tits, Bob and his burned ass, Bobs Tent (R.I.P), Sexy time explosions, and just making some really cool new friends. I cant wait till next year!!!!!!

363 days and counting..............

Well,what I took away from VT 09' was probably less itchy or drippy then one guy but,none the less, the mission was a success. This trip idea started in the winter when cabin fever along with hard times made us think of a way to leave our 20's in style.The weekend would consist of violating a small Mississippi river valley town on our bikes,making new friends and hurting our livers.

All the miles under our belts and all the booze in our guts,the trip had been rocky but, there was never a time that there wasn't a story unfolding that made the ride one i'll always remember.There was a girl with a T-rex arm that probably would had given the best backwards handjobs and bob,bob white branding his ass on the fire pit was just the tip of it all........just the tip, because there was much violation the attendees and newcomers will have to top next year.

Cant wait until 10'

Josh

Tittie suckin at the Iron Horse!

Good times......VT 09

Alex on his Badass sporty with attached Cobra Knife.

This bar sells Swords and Knifes....Fuck YA!
Savanna IL rules!

Running 2 hours late thanks to Corey. His turd of a bike forced him to ride his brothers Dyna.

Thats right Corky....your late.

Outside of Uncle Paulies "The Shame of Glen Ellyn"

Downtown Savanna IL

Back to the Knifes.

I got mine for $5.

More pics

From left to right. Mike, Chris, Josh, Bob, Scott......on our way to getting way to fucked up.

Melissa from the Iron Horse Social Saloon in Savanna IL

Crazy 70's trike.

Heres the crew.

ABOVE PHOTO:

Front row Left to right: Ozzie from Sterling IL, Bob from Kenosha WI, Josh C-Bass from Chicago IL, Alex from Fort Wayne IN, Mike from Chicago IL

Back row left to right: Darryl from Madison WI, Davey from Fort Wayne IN, Scott from Chicago IL, Chris Crime from Chicago IL, Corey from Chicago, Dave Poop from Fort Wayne IN

Dont ask me why half of us have our shirts off.

This is a good picture of Josh (C-Bass) on his sporty flyrite build, dubbed "HOOKER KILLER"

Drunk and passed the fuck out. Yep thats me.

Heres the two bikes that planned this Trip.

far back "Gilded Cunt"

front and center "Hooker Killer

"Gilded Cunt" came home hurt with a cracked frame with some extra filth.

"Hooker Killer" made it there and back with no problems.

Ozzies bike....well, thats another story.

OZZIE

Tits and Knives Mother Fuckers!

Thanks!!!!!!

Just want to thank everyone for coming out to Savanna for the weekend!!!

Hope everyone had a good time.

There was never a dull moment.

Pictures will be posted soon!!!

Same weekend next year so mark your calendars.

Pre-Party!!!! Uncle Paulies

Dont forget.....Pre-party at Uncle Paulies on Thursday June 25th. 8ish -10pm???

No Cover

No Motorcycle Colors (bars rules)

Designated Bike Parking

Corners of 64 (north ave) and bloomingdale road in Glen Ellyn IL.

Even if you are not planning on going on the weekend trip everyone is welcome to attend the pre-party.

New design for the shirts....Pre-Order yours today!

We scratched the old design and opted for this one which I think best represents what the Violation Tour is all about. $20 plus shipping. If your planning on coming you can also pre-pay and get it when you arrive for the pre-party. I am only running about 50 of these suckers in various sizes. Once they are gone, thats it.

Email me at Chrishartman13@hotmail.com for size & availability.

Update....the Violation Station....., the ride,,,the roads

Ah, Yes, The PoopHole itself. I finally made it up to the area to do some R&R and to make a dry run for the Violation Tour for what may be the best fuckin roads in Illinois. Thanks to Blackwolf for his great suggestions. All I can say is, I cant wait to tear this shit up

Poopys = Food, Free Camping, Booze, Bonfires and Tattoo's. What more do you fuckers want?

Heres the front of Poopys in Savanna, IL. Plenty of parking for bikes in the front and also in the back. The last time we camped here we just pulled em next to the tents.

The area for camping really isnt that big at all. First come first serve. That little shed to the left is actually a stage for bands. Out back is a couple picnic benches, some fire pits etc etc.

The outside back bar area of Poopys. I wanna say the bar is open till about 2am and now they serve food till they close which is a bonus.

The food at Poopys is pretty fuckin good. I had the Homewrecker the last time. 12 "inches of pure Violation goodness. The wings are good too but they made my butthole burn

Heading out from Poopys on sat we will be doing about a 100-120 mile round trip cruise. The roads that we will be taking will be some of the best I have seen in the Midwest. I have the gas stops worked out too for dudes like me who have to stop about every 60 miles.

I can only hope for weather like this--->

Whomever said IL didnt have any cool areas to ride is a fuckin retard. I think the picture speaks for itself.

Of course the downfall to this trip is getting there. I insist on everyone riding staggered!!! Watch out for shit like this. Give everyone in front of you some fuckin room. We dont want anyone to get hurt over someone who wants to act like he is Billy Badass in Easyrider. That shit is just plain ol stupid. Get my drift? You wanna ride fast....well, get out in front, or leave before the group does. Simple as that. If I see you riding next to me I will shoot ninja throwing stars outa my boots at your face.

Seeing shit like this on a daily basis just makes me wonder, "whats the point in trueing your wheels"?






This ride will take us to the little town of New Diggins WI. Theres 2 bars there that seem to be cool. Theres a sign that says "bikers welcomed" so, I guess that means us?

Cant wait till 20 or so hardtails pull up at this place. Lock up them daughters.

The other bar...

Its not leaning,,,, just my fucked up camera

We will be stopping for gas after New Diggins and heading back south on 84 through Galena back into Savanna.