I heard the leg was making room in his garage..it looks so clean.....getting rid of some projects and starting new ones.....I hope to soon start getting into the pan/shovel in December.....There will never be another,''Kitten kicking Hooker Unicorn killer" so,this new build of mine and Bobby's will be the,''Girl who Cried because I ask her to spit on me,choke me,pee on it,don't look me in the eye.''build.......
Bassuppercut's beard may have to grow back but,his mind is still in the gutter and scumbaggier than ever.........piss,piss,choke,choke
Thank you Harley Davidson (cool people call it MoCo), because of you I am totally out of the online chopper community loop. I no longer have a bitchin motor-bicycle because of the well thought out paint scheme I went with. When I called Flyrite and we discussed paint options the cheapest was, you guessed it, Flat Black. This should have been a sign of things to come. Who woulda thought that the wild and elegant styles that came out of the '70's would be so hot right now. And anybody that uses Flat Black would be shunned! For shame. Back to the drawing board I guess, Gonna start all over. You name it I'm gonna have it. I'll watch every blog, every webstore and every online chopper chat to see what's hot! Rabbit ear bars? Yes. King and queen seat? yes. And of course, last but not least, my paintjob. It will be filled with amazing colors and swirls and pictures of wizards and unicorns. HOLY FUCK! This just in, a special report just popped on my computer screen. 300 series back tires are back. I know it sounds nuts right? Get on the hunt and find yours now. The "MoCo" is watching.
That's right, I'm officially in limbo with my life. What should be the perfect time to reflect back on what I've accomplished this year has turned into a bit of a mess. I can't and won't go into detail, those who know me well enough know the bullshit. But I feel comfortable enough to at least come back and post a bunch of stupid shit! I have been keeping up with this blog and a few other thousand million that are out there right now. But Violation Tour is home for me, these are my friends. Chris was one of the first people I called that dreadful next morning. What does this pic of Trigger have to do with anything I'm babbling about? Nothing. I just hope one day my un-period correct motorcycle looks as shabby as this. And I hope I still own it!
PICKED UP A LITTLE GAS SIPPER YESTERDAY FOR REAL CHEAP. A CLEAN LITTLE NISSAN FROM FLORIDA, NO RUST AT ALL. A MINITRUCKERS DREAM. BUT THE REAL SCORE IS THESE SWEET ASS FLOORMATS-
Dont be the first to pass out otherwise you will end up with someones cock on your face, some magic marker swazi's, or a shitload of my licked and sticked candy Dots. Heres to you Josh....you big hunk of burning love. I cant wait to violate you when we go to Forty Wayne.
zip ties to the rescue....After the 2nd shifter pawl broke I got pretty good at fixing it. I need to stop beating on the guilded cunt. Shes a dirty, old worn out whore now that has to undergo some small repairs this winter. Should be starting on her at the end of the month. Nothing big....another tranny fix or replacement and then the Leg has to weld up some gussets on the frame.....along with other maintenance shit that will catch up with me. She should be ready to haul 24 packs of Shlitz before springtime kicks into full gear. This pic is from last summer. I still remember goin out that night and getting bombed. Good times.
I have been thinking for awhile of getting something that would get me back in forth to work in a timely fashion. I needed something that also got decent gas mileage and was reliable. Originally thinking about a Dyna but funds are never enough. I came across this 05 xb9 on ebay with 9000 miles and scored it for under $3000. The bike was located in Canton Ohio so I decided to leave Friday after work. It was a boring 6-7 hours but I made it to the Hotel around 2:30am Ohio time. The dude that actually owned this bike was a cop and looked like something outa Reno 911 with mustache and all. Nice guy though. He gave me a bunch of touring luggage, a manual, extra air filters, and a extra seat. Got the bike all loaded and said my good-byes. I got maybe 5 minutes down the road when I started to hear some noise from the bed. As I looked in the rear view the bike took a leaner onto its side. I pulled over to discover the metal loop on the floor of the bed which I was tied down to decided to take a shit. Thankfully the bike was fine. Stopped at the Home Depot and bought some extra straps and I was on my way. It was a good day, almost 70 degrees and I wished I would have been home earlier to test my new bitch......Got home around 3:30, took the plate off the chopper, and went for the maiden voyage. Definitely different but in a good way.
Sunday was a little cold but decided that I couldn't resist. Its like having a new vagina that you constantly wanna fuck. I filled her up with some road jizz and cruised around for a couple hours while running some errands. The previous owner installed a D&D exhaust with a K&N and a new remapped ECM. Its got a nice growl to it and definitely enough power for me to fight the morning and afternoon rush hour.The more I road it, the more I liked. Comfy enough and quick like a white castle shit. Stopped for a slice of pizza in Elgin before heading back to my bungalow. So, heres some pics
I was watching,Almost famous today and it kind of got my mind runnin'....The movie reminds me of The Eagles and my ol' man.I can remember my dad dressing like these guys.cowboy boots and flannel.It's funny how life comes in circles because i'll be damned if 27 years later I ain't got this shit in my wardrobe.
So,then I start going over shit in my head......I got a job I like finally, and money will come with it but,I cant wait for the next big thing to happen.I want more,i'm never complacent and the next thing I realize is, shit! i'm getting older,is it time to stop looking ahead and just let it all happen.You know,''it''life,settle for what everyone else is doing?becoming and adult and making adult decisions? House,relationship,marriage,blah,blah,blah...
I just got a job back in the city,(chicago) and for two reasons,better money and dating.For every week I have been back in the city,a girl has come along with it,it's like shooting fish in a barrel.In 3 weeks I've met more women then I did 7 years in the suburbs and a they're all single.Last week,the day I bitched about hooking up with older women,I found myself in the company of a 21 year old and had been violated myself.I had to,she reminded me of the lead singer of Pretty girls make graves...it was a weird fetish I had to take care of.It was like this gutter punk,bike messenger,hipster thing.All the things I bitch about and I find myself attracted to it.Think of an M.C biker chick but, in her 20's and a hipster too...I even remember rocker patches but,for a bicycle gang?.....wtf.....
The one thing that all this has made me realize is that i'm going backwards....I'm doing all the shit I shoulda done in my 20's but,now I'm 30 and have the confidence and ego to back up my motivation.Two buddies this week busted my balls or made the comment about settling down and finding an old lady......One friend told me he's gonna pop the question soon and another said he found a girl that he can see marrying....one of them told me that I have to start looking for a girl......I'm thinking why? i'm to selfish,next summer and the summer after that and the next summer until my dick falls off,I wanna ride,ride,ride....if I a had an old lady and tried to do that shit,the same thing would happen as last time,I'd catch her with some fuck head on a bicycle and the only thing i'd get is a nice itch to show my doctor.....
Cabin fever has come early this year,the only thing that kept me sane last year was the promise of V.T 09' and booze....The idea of both exhaust me and I wish for summer and the company of many,many, many more single ladies.....I want to load my ipod with the eagles and blast on a southwestern road.....
in the face if I put rabbit ears on my build because the thought has crossed my mind.......found this on good ol' ebay......now's the time to try and sell this ironhead for sure,the flood gates are open......
Redfang...at the doubledoor me and Hartman...going to cause a scene at a metal show.........I like beer,motorcycles and unprotected sex........and fucking metal
Saw Skooters bike...it's clean and fun to ride...would I want it to the Mississippi river? Fuck no!!!! some minor changes and it will be fine......looks like Skot will fit in fine..he wears a head band well...
I WAS LOOKING THORUGH MY PICS EARLIER AND I FOUND THIS PICTURE I TOOK WELL OVER A YEAR AGO OF FAB KEVIN'S BIKE OUT IN STUGIS. I REALLY DUG IT, AND IT'S WEIRD WHEN IT COMES ROLLING INTO YOUR DRIVEWAY, RANDOMLY ONE DAY, A YEAR LATER-
What is it about guys named Scott that choose to buy Jap bikes instead of American iron. Skooter,just picked up this 71' xs 650...ain't seen it yet but,it looks clean.I told Skooter that he needs to get a bigger fender for those weekend trips and to carry Mailbox's extra pig meat.Those bars gotta go too and get a fucking seat, would ya!!!!
I've tried to implant the seed in Skooters head that he better say bye to his ol'lady now because,we gots big plans for next summer.I ain't seen Skooter since the beginning of baseball season because of the whole motrorcycle riding thing,I think he finally understands how summer should be spent and felt the pressure to get a bike.
Two things are certain, a lot more stories are coming our way because Skooter likes to get drunk and mouthy then shoot stuff...and #2,Bobby will be making money off another Jap bike....and bobby loves working on jap bikes
Here is a picture of me and Skooter in the,''House of Whores'' ooooo scary,itchy and drippy....boo
,pee on it,don't look me in the eye.''build.......
,pee on it,don't look me in the eye.''build.......
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